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“Make sure you grab his ass, Meggy!” I hear hollered from behind, followed by giggles from the room.
“I’d totally be okay if you grabbed my ass,” Nick whispers before dropping my hand and turning to face the room.
For the next forty-five minutes, Nick and I help demonstrate the moves as Rhenn explains them to the group. A few times, a small cluster of young, perky-boobed women in tight tank tops ask for help to make sure they have the moves down. Rhenn usually is the first one to run over and offer his assistance (and probably his phone number), but a couple of times when he was busy, Nick had to help the giggly boob-shakers.
At the end of class, everyone seems to linger a bit. The giggly gaggle of wanna-be porn stars all flock to Rhenn, practically offering themselves up on some sort of orgy promising platter. That man is going to come down with something itchy on his balls if he’s not careful.
Nick says goodbye to a few of the ladies before heading to where I hang back with my family. They don’t know about our after-class plans, and I’d prefer to keep it that way. The last thing I need is for Grandma to start pulling on that particular thread and unraveling too much information. The Summer family phone tree would blow up, for sure!
“Ladies, how was class?” he asks when he joins us.
“I feel like I could kick someone’s ass right now,” AJ replies.
“You need to go home and put all of that energy into the sex with the sexy ball player. I know exactly how you feel right now, AJ. Your grandpa is launching the meat missile the moment I get home,” she says, her face absolutely glowing with excitement.
And I think I’m going to throw up…
“Grandma,” Abby chastises, her face a weird shade of green.
“Anyway, Nicholas, it was lovely to see you again. Thank you for a very informative, entertaining class,” the little devil says as she steps forward, wrapping her frail little arms around Nick’s midsection.
It’s when he jumps and his wide eyes land on me that I know what happened. What she did.
“Oh, yes, a very fine ass indeed,” she says sweetly before whistling and making her way toward the door.
“I’m so sorry,” I mutter, not really sure what I’m supposed to say or do. I mean, what is the protocol for your grandma goosing the man you’re not really dating, but kinda sorta seeing a bit – unofficially – who is also your boss. Is there some sort of rule for this situation?
“She totally had a handful of ass, didn’t she? I’ll never forget the first time she did that to Dean,” Payton says with a smile.
“The first time?” Nick asks with wide, yet laughing eyes.
“Oh, yeah. She totally cops a feel as often as possible,” Abby adds. “She came over and brought banana bread earlier in the week. Had her little hands full of Levi’s butt before I could even slice the first piece.”
“Truth. She’s quite fond of Sawyer’s sexy ass too, but actually it’s Linkin’s that she can’t keep her hands off,” AJ contributes.
“That’s…” Nick starts, but stops when he can’t seem to find the right word.
“Wrong?” I offer.
“Disgusting?” Abby says.
“Disturbing?” Payton adds.
“She says she’s making sure we have great asses to go home to, but I think she’s just a perverted ol’ woman who enjoys feeling up young butts.” This from AJ, who shrugs.
“We should head home. Levi has to work in a few hours and I promised I would be home to give him a goodbye kiss,” Abby says, grabbing her bag and purse.
“She’ll be playing the skin flute within the hour,” AJ mumbles to Payton, loud enough that we can all hear her.
“Launching the meat missile,” Payton says with a big giggle.
“Riding the bologna pony,” I add before bursting into my own fit of laughter.
“You hang around Grandma too much,” Abby grumbles, pointing her finger at AJ and Payton. “And you? I expected more from you, Meggy Pie.”
“What can I say? We’re all cut from the same cloth.”
“On that note, we’re out of here. Payton is our ride,” Abby says, coming over to give me a hug, followed by my other sisters. “Do you need a ride?”
