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I huff out a breath and try to focus when I hear a fog horn go off farther away. Her locker.

"Mother of god, the jerks going to give me a damn heart attack!" She screams, and I lean back in my office chair, laughing until my ribs hurt.

Ardi's right, this might get interesting... I like interesting.

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nyla

Now,this means war.

Honestly, after the Halloween prank I figured Dr. Dracos would go back to his old asshole ways, and I'd have to threaten him with another prank every now and again, but he took it to the next level. He retaliated.

No sir. Where I'm from, one hit is a fight, two is a battle.

I don't shy away from my battles, and there are a few people I know for sure that I can go to just to ensure that I come out on top.

It's going to take some doing, but I'm not afraid of a challenge.

Seven times.

The man scared me out of my skin seven different times today. In the prank wars, if we add up the count, he's beating me by a landslide. I don't even know where he could have bought all these damn travel sized fog horns this early in the morning, but it does let me know that the man is resourceful. I underestimated him.

I also know there's no way he could have done this without some sort of help. If he's going to have back up, so am I.

"Hey, you okay, girl. You look a bit twitchy." Megan says, laughing at me as I recover from the latest fog horn scare. This time, he recruited my own teammate to play against me. Ardi, my work bestie, had the nerve to sneak up behind me and blow the damn fog horn. It caused me to throw all the newly copied schedule sheets up in the air, only to come raining back down on us in a massive pile.

"Twitchy is not the word. I hate everyone. None of you are my friends anymore."

Megan laughs and bends down to help me, "Aww, don't be like that. You know we love you. Besides, you started this. It's been years of working in the stuffiest hospital ever now that you've gotten people to loosen up a bit I don't think you can just put it all back in the box." She explains and I give her a half smile.

She may not know it, but just hearing that so many people have already been affected and not just Dr. Dracos is more than I could ask for.

Once all the papers are picked up, I tell Ardi and the others that I'm going on a break. I need to find out from the masters themselves what I'm going to do to get Dr. Dracos back.

I send a quick note to our group chat that I need a FaceTime call and just like the big brothers they are, within seconds all of them are on.

'"What do you want from my life?" Finn asks.

"I only have a few minutes, Nyla, "Aiden says.

"Nyla, everything okay?" Ivan asks when he gets on the phone.

Dr. Dracos comes out of his office, and I squint at him, not wanting him to see what I'm working on. I make my way to the back staircase, so I can get some privacy.

"Yeah guys, I have a problem..." It's all I can get out before I open the door and a fog horn goes off causing me to scream bloody murder, throw my phone up in the air and duck for cover like the building was collapsing on me.

After a second, I realize that it's number eight for the day.

"Oh you immature, asshole, dirtbag! I hate you!" I scream at the top of my lungs through the closed stairwell door.

"Nyla! What the fuck! What's going on?"

"You better get back on this damn phone right now!"

"Where are you? I'm coming right now!"

"Nyla Sara Thimble, get your ass on the phone!"

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