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Conor:YOU? You listen to podcasts? What kind?
Star:Nvm.
Conor:Ohhh, no. You can’t go quiet now. We’re sharing.
Star:Goddamn sharing.
Conor:You’re the one who started it.
Star:It’s your fault.
Conor:It can be.
Star:Where’s my Christmas gift?
Conor:I’m still developing it.
Star:Jesus. I’ll be old and gray by the time it’s ready.
Conor:It’ll be worth it.
Star:Says you.
Conor:Which podcast?
Star:It doesn’t matter. I’ll tell you the title of the episode though.
Conor:Deal.
Star:‘How to maintain long-distance relationships.’
Conor:…
Conor:…
Star:Fuck off.
Star:Okay, don’t. I mean. You don’t have to fuck off.
Conor:…
Conor:This is me being speechless.
Star:Don’t make me regret telling you.
Star:Oh, wait, I already do. Jesus. Let’s go playHalo, yeah? We haven’t played this week.
Conor:Oh, noooo. You’re not getting out of this. ‘How to maintain long-distance relationships’? I’m assuming this is about us, or are you talking to someone else like we talk?
Star:Conor, if you think I have the patience to talk about the shit we talk about with someone else, you’re insane.
Star:But of course, I speak with other people. Don’t you?
Conor:Yeah, but I don’t tell them that I’m scared of living in a world without my brothers in it. ^^
Star:Exactly. We have a thing.
Conor:A thing.
