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Star:Yes. A thing.
Conor:An LDR?
Star:Well, if you want to label it.
Conor:Oh, no, honey. You’re the one labeling it lol. I’m just watching you dig your own grave.
Star:I’m going to playMario Kartwith Kat. She doesn’t give me shit.
Conor:Lies. Plus, it’s three AM. Lol. Doesn’t she have school tomorrow?
Star:No. School’s out for the summer. Duh.
Conor:Oh, yeah.
Star:Really observant. It’s hotter than hell outside.
Conor:Don’t leave my apartment much. Air conditioning FTW.
Star:Yeah, I hate going out too.
Conor:We have so much in common lol.
Star:Yeah, we vibe over AC. :P
Conor:We could vibe over other stuff…
Star:What stuff? I already told you I won’t watch cartoons with you anymore. You’ll have to stick with Jake for that.
Conor:If I send you something, would you use it?
Star:Sure.
Conor:Would you let me watch you use it?
Star:Oh.
Conor:Oh.
Star:You mean a literal vibe, don’t you?
Conor:Yes.
Star:TBH, I thought that was what my Christmas present was supposed to be.
Conor:It is. But I can’t get it to stop glitching.
Star:Is it supposed to glitch? How much code can you pack into a vibrator?
Conor:What kind of question is that? Rude.
Star:LOL. Does it talk?
Conor:No. That’s what I’m for.
Star:Oh.
Conor:I don’t want to send you something that will electrocute you.
