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“Hereditary my ass…” Vivie muttered and burst into a torrent of French. Ah, there was our Vivie!
“Mama, Dante is doing the helicopter with EJ!” Eddie shrieked, sounding appalled.
My mouth dropped open as silence fell amongst the crowd gathered. We all turned to see the two boys standing proudly naked and wriggling their hips, trying to make their dicks spin around.
“My eyes!” Amelia shouted from somewhere.
“Gets that from her mother!” Jett whispered, grinning.
“Mama! What is he trying to do?” Aria demanded.
Autumn’s mouth opened and closed. And she shook her head, sending a sideways glance at Phoe and Lindsey, who stood stunned, staring at their sons.
“Swing his maggoty dick!” Eddie shrieked in reply.
For once, Phoe couldn’t call Eddie out. I struggled not to laugh at Phoe’s expression; she was horrified.
“Swing it like ya winning!” Peter cawed and cackled.
“It’s a bit tiny for that!” Alyssa commented, not sounding impressed.
“Oh no! Mama! Maverick’s dropped his pants!” Julianna screamed, looking for Marsha. “And he has a chipolata willy! Dad said so! Dad said when he gets bigger, then he can swing it!”
Marsha looked like she could kill Fish.
Peter began humming the tune to the Full Monty, and I couldn’t help it. I spewed beer as the laughter roared out of me. Luckily, I hit the plant pot while Jett, unfortunately, sprayed Hunter right in his face. Hunter glowered at Jett before storming into the house for a towel.
“Mom! Catch that little shit!” Nova yelled as Artemis turned, and we caught sight of Keme racing bare-assed to copy the other four.
“Where’s their dignity?” Greg asked, looking up at Penny. He stood with Harrison and Blake, who both looked appalled. Between her two sons was Carly, with her hands over her mouth, trying not to laugh.
“Dignity!” Gauntlet snorted, and I heard him chuckling. A rare thing indeed.
“Didn’t think I’d get a strip show!” Aurora giggled as we gazed at the kids.
“This is so wrong. I’m scared for life!” Davina yelled.
Lindsey got her ass in gear, and the boys scattered as the furious mother chased them. Women split from all directions, and the culprits were caught quickly. Keme was chuckling so hard he peed on Artemis, who looked disgusted.
“Well, if they don’t join Rage, they could always open a strip act,” I commented, earning myself a dagger-filled stare from Phoe.
“If they can accomplish the helicopter,” Savage replied dryly, and we all began laughing again.
Those damn kids were a handful!
Chapter Seven.
Aurora
Still laughing at last night’s antics, I climbed out of bed to make breakfast. The children had caused mayhem while adults got drunk and made their own chaos. It had felt wonderful to have such a blowout, and we’d all seriously needed one. The men had manned the grills while the women brought sides and dishes they’d prepared. Once the kids had all been fed and watered, the grown-ups ate a considerable amount. It was a fun night, and I’m glad not to have missed it.
Tiredly, I was pottering around, cooking breakfast, when a knock banged on the door. Thinking it was someone Klutz and I knew, I threw open the door and stared in surprise at the guy outside.
“Whatever you want with Klutz, take it and shove it,” I announced, folding my arms across my chest. Christ, I was sick of Klutz’s family messing with him. This one wasn’t Daryl but looked enough like him and Klutz that I guessed this was another brother.
“Manners?” he inquired mildly.
“Manners my ass, you ain’t welcome here, so get lost!”
