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Considering she hadn’t looked in my direction in weeks, I should be thrilled to hear those words coming out of her mouth.
But in my current state, it was hard to focus on anything other than the glorious visual of her scantily clad body.
If it weren’t for the fact that I was seriously concerned for my dick, I would have reveled in this moment.
Stop looking, asshole.
Looking makes it worse.
Shaking my head, I unlocked my phone and quickly tapped out a text.
Lynchy: What did you give me?
Holland: ???
Lynchy: What the FUCK did you do to me?
Holland: Nothing, asshole, what’s wrong with ya?
Lynchy: I can’t get my dick to go the fuck down!
Holland: Ah shit. Wrong bag, kid. My bad.
Lynchy: Your bad? What does shit mean? What did I take?
Holland: Blow with a twist. Wasn’t meant for ya. I’ve an aul fella in his 50’s who comes up weekly for it.
Lynchy: What. The. Fuck. Is. The. Twist?
Holland: Sildenafil.
Lynchy: Which is…
Holland: A cheap version of Viagra. Crushed and mixed with snow, it’ll blow the head off ya. Literally.
Lynchy: Jesus Christ, asshole. I have a match later!
Holland: Relax, you’ll be grand in a couple of hours. Ride the wave and enjoy it, lad.
Holland: Might wanna skip that match, though.
Holland: Find yourself some nice wet pussy to bury that cock inside.
“Oh fuck,”I choked out, clenching my eyes shut, as my frantic brain tried to absorb what the hell was happening to me.
“What?” Molloy demanded, wide-eyed. “What is it?”
Unable to voice an answer, I tossed my phone on her lap and slung an arm over my face.
“You mixed erectile dysfunction medication with cocaine?” she screeched. “Are you insane!”
“I didn’t fucking know, did I?”
“No wonder your dick is trying to levitate off the bed. It’s been set on ready-steady-fuck-mode, Joe!” Shaking her head, she re-read the messages on my phone before tossing my phone on the mattress. “Well, I can tell you one thing right now, and it’s that this area righthere—“ she paused to point at her pussy, before quickly adding, “is off-limits to that leaning tower ofpenis!”
“Did Iaskyou to get me off?”
“No, but I can clearly see that youwantme to,” she argued, pointing to the head of my cock. “No wonder you’re in pain, carting that thing around. I’m in painthinkingabout—“
