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“Like this?” he asks, suddenly naked in front of me.
Grinning, I reach out to touch my prize, but he’s gone again.
“You’re going to exhaust yourself being mean to me!” I warn him.
“It’ll be worth it,” he assures me. I’m not positive about that, but eh, he’s still naked and sexy, so I really can’t deny anything that’s coming out of his mouth.
I grab onto him with my power and pull him to me. “Hey, sexy. You should know that it’s my birthday, which means that I require far too much of your attention.”
“I do vaguely remember something like that,” he says. “Brandon’s downstairs curled up on a cat bed, and everyone else is tucked away in their rooms. Finally, you’re all mine.”
“Ooh, me likey,” I say as I flop backwards on my bed and starfish on top of it. “Take me now!”
“Don’t mind if I do,” August says as he jumps on with me.
“We have the sexiest sexy talk if I do say so myself, August.”
“Don’t call me August,” he says as he gives me a smoldering look. “It’s Moistman to you.”
I’m laughing as I wrap my legs around his thighs and jerk him forward. He loses his balance and nearly falls on me, but it at least gets his mouth closer to mine. “Oh, Moistman, you make me…moist.”
August tries to lean in for a sexy kiss, but he starts laughing before our lips even meet, and tucks his head against my neck. “I can’t do it.”
I hear a noise and sit up abruptly, so abruptly that I smack August who leaps off me.
“What the fuck was that?” I ask.
“It’s me,” Deus whispers from somewhere in the room. “I came in here before you guys came in to give you your present. You took so long that I fell asleep and when I woke up, August was suddenly naked hopping around the room, which was extremely awkward. So I thought… maybe it wouldn’t last but then you guys climbed into bed and it got even more awkward, and I realized that you’d think I was perving now, and I just wanted to surprise you with my present… my eyes… you’ve damaged my eyes.”
I sigh as Deus turns visible. He has his eyes closed and is holding an extra-large “lucky” doll in his hands. What’s even better is that it’s wearing a mask and clothes in the color of August’s superhero suit.
I gasp. “For me?”
“Y-Yes. Please… take it… my ears… my eyes…”
“Oh my god, it’s so cute! Look, August! August, look! It’s all mine!”
August is far too busy trying to hide his junk while his face shows his clear embarrassment. I’m not embarrassed in the slightest. I love the torture of others, and it’s my birthday,andI got an August doll, so it just makes me gleeful inside.
“I love it,” I say.
“Good. I’m glad,” Deus says as he reaches the door, hand on the doorknob as he slowly looks over his shoulder at us. “I should have gotten you a book on how to be sexy and flirting tips; instead… I’m… I’m embarrassed… for both of you.”
And then he disappears through the door.
I look over at August. “You know our sexy talk is fucking onpointif we even embarrassed Deus.”
“I should have made you be the naked one…” August determines.
“It’s a voodoo you!” I say. “I love it.” I set it down on the dresser next to my plush shark. “That was absolutely delightful.”
“Which part? The part where I horrified myself? The part where I stripped myself in front of Deus who was planning on jumping out to hand you a present? The part where… the part where… I asked you to call me M-M—”
“Just say it.”
“M-M…” He shudders. “I can’t.”
“Moistman,” I whisper.
