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“Not really. The license on the car belongs to someone else anyway.”
“Did you kill the previous owner?”
“Nope. I paid for it.”
“What about your name? That real? The people at your geek cave called you something else.”
“Oh, Ky? Yeah, my name’s Kylen. I use Len for business and Ky for pleasure.”
“So when I get you in bed, I have to call you Ky?”
He glances over at me and grins. “Not that kind of pleasure. In bed you call me Sir.”
I snort because I’m pretty sure that’s not happening, and the way he laughs tells me he’s not being serious.
“What about you?” he asks as I get into the car. “What’s your pleasure name?”
“Your Majesty.”
“Oh, yes, I could see that. Very clearly. Are they required to lick your scepter too?”
“I guess you have to follow me into bed to see.”
“You have to be a fuck and run kind of guy. You have that look about you.”
“What else is there to do? Do I get ice cream or something if I stay?” I ask.
“I guess you’ll have to stay sometime and find out.”
“I’m pretty sure the kind of guys I sleep with aren’t serving ice cream in bed. They’re probably talking about the next expensive thing they’d like me to buy them.”
“Ouch. Do they even tell you the sex was good first?” Len asks as he drives in the direction I tell him to head in.
I think about that for a moment because I never saw an issue with it before. It was the way I preferred it, right? “I’m sure.”
“Is it something like ‘Oh my god, you are so fucking sexy, but you know what else is sexy? This new car that you could fuck me into.’ Is that kind of how it goes?”
“It… has. Okay. Let’s analyze your sex life.”
“Dude… it’s a bit dusty down there. You’re going to have to blow on that cartridge to get it working.”
“I don’t even get what that means.”
Len just shakes his head. “In simple terms, it’s been over a year since I’ve had sex.”
That snaps my attention over to him. “How? I’m sure there’s a weirdo just like you out there,” I say, honestly surprised by this. Len’s attractive and he’s extremely selfless, kind, and witty. There’s absolutely no way he couldn’t find someone to sleep with.
“I just don’t do flings. I’m really only attracted to people once I know them and can trust them.”
“Trust them? Couldn’t you pop their head off? You threw me into a car with your fucking… ninja moves.”
He waggles his eyebrow as he quickly glances over at me. “Did you like that move?”
“Then tossed meon my ass.”
“Did you like that one too?” he asks, clearly proud of himself.
“No. I liked neither of them, thank you,” I say. “Turn at this light.”
