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Which was why he was always at our house.
He and Andy were like brothers.
And it wasn’t like our home life was much better.
We lived with our grandmother but she at least provided a roof over our head.
Food in the fridge.
Hot water.
When my grandmother died, Seb was playing overseas hockey in the off-season.
I remembered hearing Andy on the phone with Seb, demanding Seb to stay put.
Telling him that if my grandmother found out he was going to fly halfway across the world for her funeral, she’d haunt his ass.
Which was probably true.
As silence fell between Seb and I…
“So how would you market a sex toy?” Seb asked.
“What?”
“I know you said you don’t market sex toys. But if you had to, what would you do? Have some kind of sexy ad aboutsize matters?”
“Size doesn’t matter,” I said.
“You just haven’t had the right size then.”
I tried to laugh but I knew I was blushing.
“Think about it,” Seb said. “Marketing sex toys.Rough day at work? Have an extended lunch break on the way? Why not lock the door and touch yourself with the super-sucky-fucky-toy…”
“The… what?” I asked.
“You never heard of it? Thesuper-sucky-fucky-toy.”
“That’s not real.”
“Want to bet?”
“No. I don’t want to bet. That’s not…”
“You have experience then? Is that what’s in one of your bags? An arsenal of toys?”
“Yup, you caught me. The second you leave this place, Seb, I’m going spread eagle for hours.”
“Then I won’t mention the cameras I have in here.”
I laughed again.
I blushed harder.
I needed to change the subject.
I didn’t know how to change the subject.
