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Oh great. More naked art.
“And lots of pasta,” Keene says.
“Can’t wait,” she says as she walks into the house.
Sterling Family Group Text
Keene: I’m lost. This museum is huge.
Juno: I know – you were with us and then you were gone.
Declan: Where are you?
Keene: Around a bunch of art.
Maggie: That’s helpful.
Brooklyn: Do we need to tell the staff that we’ve lost you?
Keene: Maybe. I’m getting scared. All the rooms look the same to me.
Declan: Just look for the naked statue and then turn right.
Keene: Thanks. Which naked statue?
Eli: (sent with echo) The one with the small penis.
Keene: Hilarious.
Maggie: Ask one of the staff the way to the Birth of Venus painting. We’ll meet you there.
Brooklyn: We’re going to have to get Keene a leash backpack so he can’t wander off.
Keene: I’m down with that, but only if you put snacks in it.
Zadie: Goldfish?
Brooklyn: Animal crackers?
Keene: Yes and Yes – also I want a juice box.
Juno: Who is going to hold Keene’s leash?
Eli: Me. Definitely me.
Keene: I’m rethinking this plan now.
Juno: But think of the snacks.
Keene: I am. This museum is making me hungry.
