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“Not unless you want to be punished.”
Surely there wasn’t anything else he could buy her.
“I’ll take the lead driving home, you follow me. Understand?”
“But you drive so slowly,” she complained.
“I stick to the speed limit.”
“Yeah, like I said, you drive way too slowly.”
“No speeding. No reckless driving. No pulling over unless you call me first and get my permission or it’s an emergency.”
“All right, I understand.”
“Good.”
“I have questions, though,” she said as he stepped back.
She had to hide her smile as he watched her warily. “And what would those be?”
“What constitutes an emergency? Is it needing some chocolate?”
“No.”
“What about some candy?” she asked.
“No.”
“What if I’m going to pee my pants?”
She had him there. That was surely an emergency.
“Then you should have told me earlier that you needed to stop to go to the toilet. Do not let it get to the point of being busting. That’s not healthy. Do you need some pee break reminders on your phone?”
Her mouth dropped open.
What. The. Heck.
“No! I do not.”
“Then you shouldn’t get to the point of nearly peeing yourself. Unless there’s something wrong with your bladder. Maybe I should run some tests.”
“There’s nothing wrong with my bladder. I just . . . get distracted.”
Wait. Why was she telling him this? She groaned. She was going insane. Why had she even started this conversation?
Because you’re an idiot.
“I won’t wait to pee, all right?” she said with exasperation.
This had completely backfired on her.
“I will put alarms on your phone if I need to.”
“Hack! You . . . I . . . urgh!”
Insane. He was definitely insane.
