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And with the way she started to stir in her sleep, it appeared it wouldn’t be long before she opened those gorgeous eyes of hers and bitched at me for breathing too loud or some shit.
I grinned.
Yeah, she’d definitely wake up irritated. She always did.
Instantly, I had an idea. I was going to give her a wake-up call that would most certainly guarantee a smileandan “O” face.
Mmm-hmm. It’s time to enjoy a little good-morning snack.
The Supercock was instantly up and at ’em over the idea, and I carefully lifted the comforter and started to make my way down to the bejeweled little goddess that rested right between Cass’s glorious thighs.
But I only managed to get a few inches toward the mecca when I noted what looked to be blue stains on the white sheets and the comforter. My brow furrowed, I assessed the situation further and realized the color blue was every-fluffing-where.
What is this shit?
When I looked down at my chest, my skin was blue. And when I looked at Cass’s normally creamy skin, I saw more fucking blue.
The color covered her arms and her beautiful tits and her belly like she was Papa fucking Smurf.
On a mission to figure out what in the hell was happening, I tossed the sheets and comforter off us completely and started wrestling the covers like I might do if they were a pit of cobras. Unfortunately, the violent nature of my investigative pursuit woke up Cassie, and it was a little like waking up a toddler early from their nap or, say, dumping a cat in a bucket of ice water. Lots of hissing. Lots of shrieking.
“What the fluffing fluff are you doing?” she asked through a screech, glaring toward me with still-sleepy eyes. She kicked her feet and punched one fist into the mattress. “Goddamn, Thatcher! What the hell?”
“Honey, there’s something really strange…” I trailed off the instant my curious gaze latched on the jewels between my wife’s legs. Dumbfounded, I stopped, my eyes going wide.
Oh, holy hell.
My wife’s pussy appeared to be three times its normal size, and behind the sparkly blue jewels, her skin looked like she’d sat out in the sun butt-ass naked for twelve hours straight.
With careful fingers, I reached out to touch the skin, and she flinched.
“Ow! What the fluff? Are you poking me with a goddamn needle?”
“Cass, honey, don’t be alarmed, but there’s some really weird shit happening right now.”
“What are you talking about?” she asked, sitting up in the bed and scrubbing at her eyes with one hand to clear her vision. Hyperactively trying to gain her focus, she let her gaze hop from the bedside table to the curtains to the floor and back to the bed. As expected, that’s where they stopped. “Wait…why is everything blue?”
“I don’t fluffing know. And that’s not the worst of it.”
Tenderly, I gestured with my chin for her to have a gander between her legs to the giant mound of swollen, red, still-sparkly skin. As soon as she looked, I kind of wished she hadn’t. “Holy hell! Oh my fluffing shit! What happened to me?!”
“I don’t know, honey, but it doesn’t look good.”
“My pussy looks like a fluffing blowfish!”
I grimaced. But also, I nodded. “Maybe she got startled like that little fucker does inFinding Nemo.”
“Thatch!” Cassie snapped, smacking me for my largely unhelpful commentary. “This isn’t funny. What is happening?”
I didn’t know what to say because I didn’t fucking know. Cass’s pussy looked like she’d gone to a fucking seafood buffet while we were sleeping and had a goddamn allergic reaction to shellfish, and don’t even get me started on the blue stains everywhere.
Shit.
“Cass, honey, I think you might be having a reaction to the jewels.”
She looked at me with wide, terrified eyes and hopped up off the bed.
Before I could stop her, she was running into the bathroom to examine her lady bits in the mirror.
