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He was older than us. Cute. I’d date him if he didn’t seem like a brother since he was good friends withmybrother, Arlo.
“I’m glad you noticed.” He inhaled, puffing up his chest beneath the pizza place t-shirt.
“And single,” I added.
He took a step back and held his palms out, glancing between us. “Whoa, Bridge is taken. Very taken. Have you seen her man? He’s a fucking lumberjack. And you’re… well, you’re you. No way are we dating.”
I frowned. “If I didn’t think of you as a weird brother, I’d be insulted.”
He huffed and dropped his hands. “What’s the question? I know you’ve got one.”
“Are you looking for talent in a vagina?”
His dark eyebrows rose so far, they were hidden by his unruly hair. “What the hell does that mean?”
“If you started dating a woman and found out she didn’t have lots of experience in bed, would that be an issue for you?”
“Is she legal?”
We both frowned and said, “YES!”
“Then no. I’m not looking for atalentedvagina. It’s fun to see what a woman finds hot. What makes her get all–”
Now it was my turn to hold up my hand to stop him. “Okay, we get the idea. Stop there before I get too nauseated imagining you having sex to eat our pizza that better be in the oven.”
His hand went to his chest. “I’m not that bad.”
“Do you want us to talk about Aspen’s sex life?”
He shivered, just like any brother would. “Fuck no.”
“Fine. So no talent needed. Thanks.”
He nodded, then once again backed away slowly and carefully.
“See?” Bridge asked, which was totally annoying.
“I’m getting birth control and getting laid.”
“I get all that, but why now? Why all of a sudden? You’ve been all hot and bothered for Theo for months.”
I wasn’t going to tell her there’d been a wet spot on the back of my paper gown when I got up to get redressed earlier. I was hot for Theo James. H.O.T.
That was when I thought he didn’t live in town. Now? I could run into him anywhere, anytime.
“Me and my vagina aren’t sitting around waiting for a guy like him to notice me. I was naked, Bridge, and he turned me down.”
“Okay, what you’re suggesting is a little creepy if I think about it a little too long.”
“What you’re saying is if you think about it a little less, it’s kinda hot.”
She looked away because she was right there with me. “Fine, but he didn’t turn you down. He wasworking.”
I shrugged. “I’m horny, Bridge. I want sex. I’ve earned it.”
“I agree. So have it with Theo.Noton an exam table. You know, the guy you’re going to marry.”
I shrugged and waved my hand through the air to try to downplay the fact that she mentioned that three times. Maybe I’d overdone it in the past few months. He was gorgeous and up close, in person, gah. I melted. My brain turned to mush or baked beans or something.
