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Katie related how Ben had been nice enough to offer her a place to stay and smart enough to extend the invite to Sid and Roland when she’d hesitated. But from the moment she’d set foot in his house, he’d been suffocating her with attention.
Meanwhile, the second Brog had carried Roni over the threshold, she’d ripped off her clothes and told him to plow her like a ten-year fallow field filled with rocks. He’d run. When he’d returned, she’d offered him head, thinking it would help “loosen him up a little.” He'd run again. Each outrageous attempt at seducing him had ended the same.
“Last night, I almost had him,” she said. “He fell asleep on the couch after we’d wrestled a bit.”
“You wrestled him?” I asked.
“Well, it wasn’t like he was holding still so I could mount him. I had to try something. Anyway, he fell asleep during our standoff, and that string on his pants was already loose from our scuffle. It wasn’t a problem to open my present. He’s as big as Molev said. I was two seconds from stuffing my mouth and dying a happy woman when he woke up. They move fast. He cleared the couch and was out the door with his dick slapping his abs before I knew he’d even moved.”
Katie covered her mouth with her hand.
“You see the difference here, right?” I asked her. “Roni, you need to lose your interest in him. Complete reversal.”
“Don’t even go where you’re going,” Katie said when I glanced at her again. “I am not pursuing Ben. That will bite me in the butt fast.”
“Or if you’re lucky, he’ll bite you on the butt fast,” Roni said with a smirk.
“I think you’re right,” I said to Katie, ignoring Roni. “Any hint of acceptance from you will be the green light Ben’s hoping for. Rather than that, why don’t you sit down and talk to him about why you’re not interested? Tell him about Ted and that you need more time.”
Katie looked down at her hands for a long while. Roni reached out and clasped her arm.
“It’s okay to be hurt,” Roni said.
Katie nodded without looking up at us.
“The fey are actually super in tune with all the emotional stuff that comes with relationships,” Roni said with a final pat. “On the way to the house, Brog was going on about how he wanted to know my heart and my mind. Of course, I set him straight real quick that I was a body-only kind of girl.”
“Roni,” I said. “You shot your own foot. I warned you that these guys don’t do casual. That’s probably why he's avoiding you now."
"No shit, Sherlock. I know that. I just need to break him down. The man’s been vagina-celibate for thousands of years, and I dumped all the lotion and conditioner out the first time I heard him beating off last night. Either he uses his dick-stroyer to crack my vagina-vault wide open or he gets no relief. Just like me.”
“I think you were dropped on your head as a baby,” Katie said. “Who talks like that?”
“Horny people talk like that, Katie,” Roni said. “I’m two seconds from running naked in the streets and leg-humping the first bulging quad I find.”
“I feel like I need to get that spray bottle Steve mentioned ready,” I said. “You’re worse than a cat in heat.”
“You do you,” Roni said. “Meanwhile, let Molev know his end of the bargain is not fulfilled. He’ll be getting a visit from me if this keeps up.”
“Why don’t you try getting to know Brog like he obviously wants to get to know you?” Katie asked. “He might need a little reassurance that you’re not planning to love him and leave him.”
“Whoa. Did you just slap a wedding dress and tiara on me?” Roni asked. “I still have two more years to rock my twenties and have no plans to settle down any time soon.”
“Which is probably why Brog’s avoiding you,” I said. “I’m with Katie. If you want him to give, you can’t just take. You have to give a little too. Besides, haven’t you been bragging that he’s the biggest ever? Do you think you’ll be happy with anything smaller after your vagina-vault’s been cracked by him?”
Roni frowned. “You’re making a valid point. If I plan to sample, I should work my way up to Brog, not backward.”
“That’s not what I was suggesting,” I said.
Roni shrugged and helped herself to some casserole.
A knock on the door had us all freezing.
“It’s your house,” Katie whispered to Roni. “You should answer it.”
She rolled her eyes and strolled to the door. Molev and Ben stood there. Molev’s gaze found mine.
“Come,” he said.
