“Whatever. Make me your Maid of Honor when you two get married.”
I sigh. “He has to call first.”
“He took a picture. He'll call.”
I shake my head. “Yeah, he'll call thinking he's talking to you, the Barbie look-alike.”
“If I hear you complain about your brown curls and flawless skin one more time, I'm gonna beat you with a wet noodle. He's gonna call.”
“No, he's not.”
“Ten bucks says he will.”