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Payton looks at his watch. “I need to get home to Kylie. Reagan, you made my night. I’m so glad I came and witnessed that.” They high-five. “I’ll see you all tomorrow night.” He leaves.
Shortly thereafter, Jason leaves to go to his family’s house for Thanksgiving. We have to stand there and suffer through him and Skylar kissing goodbye as though he’s going off to war.
The five of us are left. I look around. “You guys want to hit Dad’s hot tub?”
Harley gives me a look. “We don’t have bathing suits.”
“I’m not bothered by your nudity, Harley. In fact, I encourage it.” I pause and let them get pissed.
“Just kidding. Your Mom has a ton of clothes at his house, including bathing suits.” I look at their massive boobs. “You’re all about the same size.”
Hayden smacks the back of my head again. “You’re an asshole. He’ll behave, I promise. Come on. I ordered us an Uber.”
We’re all still pretty drunk and laughing as the Uber drops us at Dad’s at 1:30 in the morning. Hayden puts his finger to his lips. “Shhhhhh. They’re probably sleeping. We need to be quiet.” We all nod.
I enter the code. We quietly tiptoe in, but as soon as we enter the house, we hear moans coming from the bedroom. “Oh god, Jackson. Yes, yes, yes!”
I start shaking with silent laughter. Harley, Reagan, and Skylar cover their ears. Harley motions for us to move. We quickly head out back. The screaming gets louder, until we’re safely back outside by the hot tub, and the door is closed.
Harley shivers. “Ugh. I’m having flashbacks to my childhood.”
Hayden looks at her in question. “What does that mean?”
“I mean our mother is a screamer, and we had to deal with extremely sexually active parents our whole lives. This isn’t the first time we’ve heard her shouting in ecstasy.”
Hayden and I look at each other. “Yea, that never once happened in our entire childhood. I’m not sure our parents ever had sex. In fact, I don’t think they physically slept in the same bed for the last few years of their marriage.”
Skylar crosses her arms. “Consider yourselves very lucky, at least as it pertains to that. We’redeeplyscarred from it. We used to hear Mom and Dad going at it all the time. And I meanallthe time.” Reagan and Harley nod in agreement.
We all head into the pool house, find bathing suits, and change. I uncover the hot tub and grab five beers from the outdoor kitchen refrigerator.
We get in and quietly relax for a few minutes without speaking. The hot water feels amazing in contrast to the colder November weather.
Reagan eventually breaks the silence. “Why don’t we all reveal one major truth bomb slash fear.” Everyone nods in agreement. “I’ll go first. My biggest fear is that my business will fail and that I’ll disappoint my mother.” Wow, we’re really digging into this.
Harley and Skylar immediately go to embrace Reagan. Harley lays her head on Reagan’s shoulder. “Reagan, your business is crazy successful already. It’s only getting bigger. Mom is so proud of you. Dad would be too.”
Reagan has tears in her eyes. “Thanks for saying that. It’s just very scary to own a business. I’m always stressed about it.” I nod. I understand that. “It’s such a trend-based business concept. I’m a little fearful of when the trend ends.”
I look at her. “Then you just hit the next trend. Your business concept can be staying on top of the latest trends. It’s smart.”
“Thanks, Trevor. I appreciate it. Why don’t you go next.”
“Hmmm. I know this sounds weird, but I prefer older women. Women my age don’t do it for me. I like them more mature. There’s so much less drama with an older woman. They’re significantly more secure, and honestly, they’re better in bed.”
Harley nods her head. “That explains today. I thought Debbie looked at least ten years older than you.”
“Twelve, actually.”
Hayden splashes me. “Are you going to tell us what happened today?”
I look at Harley. She puts her hands up. “You know I won’t tell. It’s up to you.”
I sigh. “Fine. My friend Debbie was giving me a blow job this morning, and I blew my load into her eye.” Everyone bursts out in laughter.
“Screw all of you. It really hurt her eye. I feel terrible about it.”
Hayden pats my back. “Don’t worry. We’re not laughing at Debbie. We’re laughing at you.” They keep laughing. I guess it is pretty funny. “Do you like her?”
