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Cage
That’s the gift of the penis, apparently.
You were the ones who told me that sex would make her want to date me, not fake date me, you dicksicles.
Brinkley
And this is why you don’t go to a man for dating advice. Sex is never going to show a woman that you want to date her seriously.
Georgia
Hmmm… I’m not sure that’s true. It made me want to date Bossman.
Cage
I just sat down to have lunch, and now my fucking appetite is ruined. For fuck’s sake, don’t talk about your sex life on the group chat, Georgie.
Brinkley
This is the guy you went to for advice, Finny? He doesn’t have a clue how to handle a woman.
Cage
I’m on this thread, you know that, right?
Brinkley
I do. I just don’t care.
Hugh
Maybe you should just tell her that you want to date her for real.
Brinkley
Really? You think? Duh. That’s what I’ve been trying to say.
Because she’s still not sure how she feels about Dr. Lamebrain, and I don’t want to scare her off.
Georgia
I have to tell you something, but I don’t want you to get upset.
Tell me.
Georgia
Maddox and I met Reese at the office this morning, and Carl was just leaving when we arrived. It may have been nothing, but I didn’t know if you knew he was going to see her today.
Cage
I thought she was done with his bullshit design project.
She is. I didn’t know they were meeting today. This is what I’m talking about. We don’t speak about him anymore, so I don’t know where she stands with him or with me. Ever since we entered this gray area, she doesn’t say much about him.
Brinkley
You’re leaving to film a movie after the holidays. Don’t you think you should be discussing this? You live together. You sleep together. You’re best friends. I have news for you, Finny: You are dating her. You just aren’t talking about it.
