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“You are always beautiful,” Carmen added. “But Tibby's right . . . you look . . . just . . . different.”
Lena slid the pants off her hips. “Bee has to try them.”
“I do?”
“You do,” Lena confirmed.
“She's too tall for them,” Tibby said.
“Just try,” Lena said.
“I don't need any more jeans,” Bridget said. “I have, like, nine pairs.”
“What, are you scared of them?” Carmen taunted. Stupid dares like that always worked on Bridget.
Bridget grabbed them from Lena. She took off her dark indigo jeans, kicked them into a pile on the floor, and pulled on the pants. At first she tried to pull the pants way up on her waist, so they would be too short, but as soon as she let go, the pants settled gracefully on her hips.
“Doo-doo-doo-doo,” Carmen sang, hitting the notes of the Twilight Zone theme.
Bridget turned around to look at her backside. “What?”
“They're not short; they're perfect,” Lena said.
Tibby cocked her head, studying Bridget carefully. “You look almost . . . small, Bee. Not your usual Amazon.”
“The insult parade marches on,” Lena said, laughing.
Bridget was tall, with broad shoulders and long legs and big hands. It was easy to think she was a big person, but she was surprisingly narrow through her hips and waist.
“She's right,” Carmen said. “The pants fit better than your usual ones.”
Bridget switched her butt in front of the mirror. “These do look good,” she said. “Wow. I think I may love them.”
“You've got a great little butt,” Carmen pointed out.
Tibby laughed. “That from the queen of butts.” She got a troublemaking look in her eyes. “Hey. You know how we find out if these pants are truly magical?”
“How?” Carmen asked.
Tibby jiggled her foot in the air. “You try them on. I know they're yours and all, but I'm just saying, scientifically speaking, that it is impossible for these pants to fit you too.”
Carmen chewed the inside of her cheek. “Are you casting aspersions on my butt?”
“Oh, Carma. You know I envy it. I just don't think these pants are going to fit over it,” Tibby explained reasonably.
Bridget and Lena nodded.
Suddenly Carmen was afraid that the pants that hugged each of her friends' bodies with loving grace would not fit over her upper thighs. She wasn't really chubby, but she had inherited her backside directly from the Puerto Rican half of the family. It was very nicely shaped, and most days she felt proud of it, but here with these pants and her three little-assed friends, she didn't feel like standing out like the big fatso.
“Nah. I don't want them,” Carmen said, standing up and getting ready to try to change the subject. Six eyes remained fixed on the pants.
“Yes,” Bridget said. “You have to.”
“Please, Carmen?” Lena asked.
She saw too much anticipation on her friends' faces to drop it without a fight. “Fine. Don't expect them to fit or anything. I'm sure they won't.”
“Carmen, they're your pants,” Bridget pointed out.
“Yeah, smarty, but I never tried them on before.” Carmen said it with enough force to ward off further questions. She pulled off her black flares and pulled on the jeans. They didn't stop at her thighs. They went right up over her hips without complaint. She fastened them. “So?” She wasn't ready to venture a look in the mirror yet.
Nobody said anything.
“What?” Carmen felt cursed. “What? Are they that bad?” She found the courage to meet Tibby's eye. “What?”
“I . . . I just . . .” Tibby trailed off.
“Oh my,” Lena said quietly.
Carmen winced and looked away. “I'll just take them off, and we'll pretend this never happened,” she said, her cheeks flushing.
Bridget found words. “Carmen, that's not it at all! Look at yourself! You are a thing of beauty. You are a vision. You are a supermodel.”
Carmen put her hand on her hip and made a sour face. “That I doubt.”
“Seriously. Look at yourself,” Lena ordered. “These are magic pants.”
Carmen looked at herself. First from far away, then from up close. From the front and then the back.
The CD they'd been listening to ended, but nobody seemed to notice. The phone was ringing distantly, but nobody got up to get it. The normally busy street was silent.
Carmen finally let out her breath. “These are magic pants.”
It was Bridget's idea. The discovery of magical pants on such a day, right before their first summer apart, warranted a trip to Gilda's. Tibby got the food and picked up her movie camera, Carmen brought the bad eighties dance music, Lena supplied the atmospherics. Bridget brought the large-sized bobby pins and the Pants. They handled the parents issue in their usual way—Carmen told her mom she'd be at Lena's, Lena told her mom she'd be at Tibby's, Tibby told her mom she'd be at Bridget's, and Bridget asked her brother to tell her dad she'd be at Carmen's. Bridget spent so much time at her friends' houses, it was doubtful that Perry would pass on the message or that her father would think to be concerned, but it was part of the tradition.
They all met up again at the entrance on Wisconsin Avenue at nine forty-five. The place was dark and closed of course, which was where the bobby pins came in. They all watched breathlessly as Bridget expertly jimmied the lock. They'd done this at least once a year for the last three years, but the breaking-in part never got less exciting. Luckily, Gilda's security remained as lame as ever. What was there to steal anyway? Smelly blue mats? A box of rusty, mismatched free weights?
The lock clicked, the doorknob turned, and they all raced up the stairs to the second floor, purposefully revving up a little hysteria in the black stairwell. Lena set up the blankets and the candles. Tibby laid out the food—raw cookie dough from a refrigerated tube, strawberry Pop-Tarts with pink icing, the hard, deformed kind of cheese puffs, sour Gummi Worms, and a few bottles of Odwalla. Carmen set up the music, starting with an awful and ancient Paula Abdul tune, while Bridget leaped around in front of the mirrored wall.
“I think this was your mom's spot, Lenny,” Bridget called, bouncing again and again on an indented floorboard.
“Funny,” Lena said. There was a famous picture of the four moms in their eighties aerobics gear with their stomachs sticking out, and Lena's mom was by far the hugest. Lena weighed more at birth than Bridget and her brother, Perry, put together.
“Ready?” Carmen turned the music down and placed the Pants ceremonially in the middle of the blanket.
Lena was still lighting candles.
“Bee, come on,” Carmen shouted at Bridget, who was laughing at herself in front of the mirror.
When they were all gathered and Bridget stopped aerobicizing, Carmen began. “On the last night before the diaspora”—she paused briefly so everyone could admire her use of the word—”we discovered some magic.” She felt an itchy tingle in the arches of her feet. “Magic comes in many forms. Tonight it comes to us in a pair of pants. I hereby propose that these Pants belong to us equally, that they will travel to all the places we're going, and they will keep us together when we are apart.”
“Let's take the vow of the Traveling Pants.” Bridget excitedly grabbed Lena's and Tibby's hands. Bridget and Carmen were always the ones who staged friendship ceremonies unabashedly. Tibby and Lena were the ones who acted like there was a camera crew in the room.
