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“You’re all fucking crazy. I’m going to get another beer. And I’m not getting a round for any of you.”
“Yes, you are! Two more rosé. Please and thank you!” Lily calls after him.
“I’m going with him. I’m too much of a gentleman to call you all crazy, but…” Jensen looks at Jacks and me. “You both want another beer?”
“Yeah, thanks.” I’m not trying to get pissed tonight. But a little liquid courage can’t hurt. And we can always walk home through the fields to the farm, if we need to.
When it’s just the four of us, Jacks turns to frown at Selena and then Lily. “Can the two of you please stop terrorizing Jarret? You know he can’t handle it like I can.”
“I can handle it. Anything you two pretty ladies want to throw my way is fine by me,” I promise.
“Yeah, you never aged out of all attention being good attention, did you?” Jacks grins at me.
“He is such a youngest child,” my girlfriend has the nerve to tell my oldest brother.
“Good thing you’re so mature, Lemon,” I tell her as I kiss the top of her head.
“I will punch you, kid.”
“No, you won’t. I still have a cast. My arm’s broken, remember?”
“I wasn’t going to punch your arm,” Lily grins at me, a little crazy-eyed.
I was already sure exactly what she meant, but when her eyes drop below my belt, she only confirms what I already know.
Leaning down, I whisper in her ear, so only she can hear me. “I don’t think so, Lemon. You could never punch something you’re as obsessed with as my perfect dick.”
She grins. “It’s a good thing for you that you’re right.”
“Awww, you two are so freaking cute. I’m obsessed with your dick too, Nugget,” Selena says, looking up at Jacks. So much for only Lily being able to hear me. “And I’d never punch it… unless I had an excellent reason.”
“What the hell would be a good reason to punch me in the dick, baby?”
“I guess you’ll have to figure that out, won’t you?” Selena raises her eyebrow, trying to look intimidating and completely failing.
“We should probably compare notes on that. I’ve known him longer. I have a list,” Lily volunteers.
“Oh, definitely,” Selena agrees.
“You do not have a fucking list,” Jacks mutters.
“Try me, bestie,” Lily threatens.
“When’s Jarret coming back so you two can focus on something other than my dick and whether it deserves to be punched?” Jacks scans the crowd for our brother.
“Weren’t you just telling us you could take it?” Lily asks with a grin.
“It’s a good thing I love how crazy you are, Lemon,” I whisper in her ear.
“Good for you, you mean. Because if you didn’t love me back, you’d be walking around with a punched dick,” she giggles up at me.
In a few minutes, everyone’s back with another round of drinks.
“Why are we all just standing around when we should be two-stepping?” Jasper asks. Loudly.
“Who are we supposed to dance with?” Jensen mutters.
“I wrangled myself up a pretty doctor.” Jasper smiles at the Doc and then jerks his head towards the doorway to the barn. “Your vet’s standing over there looking lonely. Why don’t you go ask her to dance?”
