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Me: Of course they did
Feeling uneasy, I pivoted the conversation.
Me: How was your date with Jess?
Sergio: She fan-girled so hard I didn’t even fuck her
Me: Well, that sucks. There’s always that other chick.
Sergio: Is that tonight? What was her name again?
Me: Yes, and her name is Liv. She’s meeting you at the bar you went to last night at 8.
Sergio: You are the best wing woman eva!
* * *
The next night I was awoken with a new flurry of messages from the guys on the road.
Connor: Silas is drunk again.
Sergio: Cee, this is your sister’s fault.
Me: Am I supposed to be doing something about it?
It was four in the damn morning and I was thousands of miles away.
Tom: He’s in the other room singing a Celine Dion song. It’s bleak…
Connor: Where the hell is Matteo? He’s on Silas duty today.
Matteo: Nope, I babysat yesterday.
Me: You didn’t listen to my message this morning. It’s your day Con.
Silas: Hey assholes I’m in this group chat!
Silas: But it's all good Serge is taking me to get laid.
Me: I really don’t need this play by play.
Sergio: I am?
Silas: You are.
Sergio: Where the hell are you? You aren’t on the bus.
Silas: Yes I am
Connor: He’s in my fucking bed
Tom: If y’all are going out to get laid, I wanna go too.
Me: You are all on the same bus. Why are we group texting? I’m trying to sleep
Connor: I’m trying to get Mish naked but this asshole won’t leave
Mish: OMG
