Page 12 of Her Drag Barbarian


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“How was the meeting with the mayor?” he asked, an annoying smile on his stupid handsome motherfucking face.

“Fine, Beau,” I said. “On an unrelated note, you better get ready to practice lip-synching the mayor’s wife’s favorite song, once I figure out what it is.”

He frowned. “That’s not something the star of the club does.”

“It is when thestaris the one sucking a dick in the middle of the performance,” I shot back. “Keep it for after the show you shithead, or you going to make everyone lose their jobs.”

“Oh the mayor would never really shut us down,” said Beau, sitting down in the chair in front of my desk. It was rather ridiculous how tiny that chair looked under him.

“First of all, get out of my chair,” I said. “I don’t want your sweaty ass prints all over my nice furniture. And second, yes, the mayor would shut us down. If he gets enough political pressure.”

Beau narrowed his eyes, which I knew meant he knew I was right.

“Ah, here it is,” I said, pointing at the screen. “This is the song they danced to at their wedding. And it only took a few minutes of moderate Internet snooping to find it.”

Beau groaned when he saw it. “I am not performing that old chestnut,” he complained. “That song was out as a drag anthem when I was just starting out.”

“Well, too bad you can’t go back and un-suck that dick,” I said, getting up out of my chair. Since he was settling in like he was never going to leave I would just leave myself and that would force him to go.

Goddamn, did he ever make my job harder.

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BEAU

I’m leaning back in my chair, bitching about Elowyn.

“I’ve been lead dancing for a fucking DECADE, and they think they can just bring some fucking corporate shill in to tell me what I can and can’t do,” I say.

Cody and Liam are prepping for tonight’s show but they’ve both paused to listen to me.

They both eat out of my hand, and I could offer to fuck them both right now and they’d both fall to their knees and fight over who got to suck my dick first.

I’m used to it, but it’s still flattering.

Luis is setting up his makeup and ignoring me.

Schwarb is trying to ignore me too, but every now and again he glances over at us, his cheeks pink. I can tell he’s annoyed with what I’m saying.

Big dumbass is probably half in love with Elowyn. She’s much prettier than his wife is. I’m not even into pussy, but I can tell. His wife dresses better, but that’s the only thing she’s got over Elowyn. Elowyn dresses more like a hippie yoga instructor than a corporate consultant, all leggings and old T-shirts and long skirts. But otherwise, she’s got a much better body, the kind straight or bi guys would love—round ass, tiny round belly, big tits that are barely contained by her old T-shirts. The kind of body those guys are always wanting to marry and fill with babies.

It’s no wonder why Schwarb is always so nice to her. Probably wants to fuck her.

I rest my leg up on my dressing room table.

“I’m just sick of this shit,” I say again, and I can see Liam looking at my crotch, almost licking his lips as he sees the imprint of my dick in my shorts. He runs a hand nervously through his wavy dark hair.

It’s been a month or two since I’ve fucked him, but I don’t like fucking him too often.

He gets way too attached, and that’s not my style. I like sex without strings, and with Liam there’s always strings and emotions and farmer’s markets he wants to attend. It’s nothing personal. I just don’t do the boyfriend thing.

“Yeah, Elowyn’s a real bitch,” says Cody enthusiastically.

My chair legs snap back down on the floor.

“What did you say?” I ask, and my voice is coming out harder and tighter than I intended.

“Just that she’s a real bitch,” Cody says uneasily, and suddenly his cheeks look pink and embarrassed, as he twists his hands together.

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