Bash
I can picture it. Believe me, I like you sweaty.
My face warmed.
Me
What did you picture?
Bash
Cook without panties on tonight, and I’ll show you.
Me
You’re trying to seduce me.
He glanced over his shoulder, undoubtedly checking to see how much lust was around me, before looking back.
Bash
And it’s working
Me
There are better ways to seduce me.
Bash
Care to share?
I sent him a middle-finger gif, and he sent one back of someone licking a peeled banana.
I snorted.
Me
Is that supposed to be me?
Bash
That’s me, licking your finger
Me
My finger is not banana-sized
Bash
My cock is a lot bigger than a banana, if that’s what you’re suggesting.
Me
Especially in your demon form. Hot damn. Didn’t see that coming.
Pun totally intended BTW
Bash