You’re clearly the one trying to seduce me, baby
Me
Finally, you realize
Bash
I should’ve asked about your obsession with cooking half-naked sooner, but I didn’t want to jinx it or accidentally make you put on pants.
Me
You should’ve just grabbed my ass.
Bash
I should’ve bitten it.
He sent me a teeth emoji, and I sent back a devil one.
Me
My brothers are coming for Christmas and make-up Thanksgiving in a few weeks. We’ll need to pretend we’re not having sex. Assuming we’re still having sex, at that point.
Bash
We will be having sex for the rest of our lives, Brynlee. I’m done pretending you’re not my mate.
Me
They’ll legitimately kill you.
Bash
It’ll be amusing to watch them try
Me
They’re DRAGONS.
Bash
I’m a DEMON.
Me
But have you ever seen a dragon? They’re gigantic
Bash
Have you ever seen a dragon fight? They don’t train.
Me
I guess…
I’ll still worry for your life
Bash