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Brody:Welcome to the Bragg Brother Bunch.
Cash:Who is this? How did you get my number?
Riley:Brody can get anyone’s number. It’s his super power.
Brody:I have other super powers. Ask Soleil. She knows.
Damon:Can we get to the point of this conversation?
Cash:What is going on?
Brody:We’re welcoming you to our brotherhood.
Peace:Don’t bother trying to fight it. It won’t do you any good.
Miller:They’ll just follow you around until you give in.
Elder:I think you mean ‘we’.
Miller:Nope.
Elder:You’ll get used to my twin. He’s a grumpy asshole but we love him.
Damon:Because we have to.
Cash:Is there a reason for this group text?
Brody:Does there need to be a reason to reach out to your brothers?
Riley:Nope. We’re family.
Elder:I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
Cash:Are his jokes supposed to be funny?
Elder:I amuse myself.
Miller:And no one else.
Elder:Robin thinks I’m funny.
Miller:Robin is a baby.
Elder:Harmony thinks I’m funny.
Damon:Harmony pretends you’re funny. It’s what wives do.
Elder:How do you know? Are you secretly married and didn’t tell us?
Damon:Are you ever going to let how I kept Skye a secret go?
Brody:No!
Riley:No!
Elder:No!
Miller:No.
