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Ari: I demand a daily sheep photo!
Ari: and omg weaners?!
Jet: Don’t confuse other wieners with weaners LOL
Ari: what now!
Jet: These lambs are now weaned from their mums hence called weaners. And your wish for a daily wiener pic is my command
Ari: this is the first time I’ve had weaners sent to my DMs LMAO Keep them coming!
Jet: Spicy question: Give me two truths and a lie, and I’ll guess the lie.
Jet: not technically a question, but I’ll allow it
Jet: Not technically very spicy either, but I’ll still allow it *winky face emoji*
Jet: Here goes: I’ve listened to a romance book on my phone, I’ve skydived and I’ve moved seven times in one year.
Ari: FINALLY! Where have you been?! It’s been three days!
Jet: I don’t get great mobile reception on the farm
Jet: I get your messages when I’m shearing, driving or on shift at the pub.
Ari: you can’t use your phone at your house?
Jet: Landline phone. Old school
Ari: but internet. Like how?
Jet: Modem died in a storm. Don’t have cash to replace it yet. So I just save my data on my plan and when I’m at the pub, I download songs, videos, pay bills etc
Ari: and porn
Jet: ha. Ha.
Ari: Am I wrong tho?
Ari: Hello? Jet? It’s been a full minute and no word
Ari: have you disappeared because you’re embarrassed??
Ari: and of course you read the romance book! It’s awesome! So truth.
Ari: Skydiving is the lie. You already told me how your folks moved around all the time for fruit picking when you were young.
Jet: Fuck. I have no secrets anymore with you, Ari.
Ari: so you’re going to tell me what you’re downloading?
Jet: let me have my secrets, woman!
Jet: Holy shit … Ari. Did you send me a photo of your tits?
Ari: you like?
Ari: And it’s my new bikini—not my tits! I was sunbaking without the straps done up!
