Cal
I bought you a keyboard!
Me
You literally never told me. You just said you were going to.
Cal
And Idid! Did you doubt me?
Me
You forgot to pick me up at school before.
Cal
That was one time!
Willa
It was traumatic. You were supposed to pick me up too!
Cal
That explains why I avoided the place.
Mav
Can we get back on track here?
Kai
I hate everything about this. Stop adding me to group chats.
Me
I’m not playing tonight. I took notes, but that’s about it.
Mav
Can we go early and practice? Help you iron out whatever it is you’re planning to do.
Me
I have no idea. Can we?
Kai
No.
Cal
Yes, we can. Stop being a dick nugget.
Kai
What the fuck is a dick nugget?