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I reply, promising to be there on time. And then I spend the rest of the evening trying to focus on the game and not think about just how much I want to kiss Tori again.

Chapter 12

Tyler

“Dude, what’s with your pants?” Gage says. He walks up to me as I stand by the mirror at the tux place.

I roll my eyes. “You know how much I love too-short pants that cut off the circulation to my crotch.”

I can barely move in these suit pants. I try to bend my leg, but the fabric tightens around my thigh. It feels like it’s about to rip.

He shoves my shoulder and I laugh.

“Obviously these are too small,” I say.

Just then the elderly tailor Nigel comes out from the back of the store. He takes one look at me in these too-small pants and shakes his head.

“Those are too small, son.”

I laugh. “You might be right.”

“I must have mixed up the sizes. Sorry about that.”

I tell him it’s no problem.

Nigel snaps his fingers right as a look of recognition crosses his face. “You know, I think these pants are meant for my client who’s having a bar mitzvah next weekend.”

Gage stifles a laugh and quickly covers his mouth. I glare at him.

“Let me measure you again so I can grab you the right size,” Nigel says.

He walks up to me and squints down at my legs. He pulls out a cloth tape from his pocket and does a quick measure from my waist to my feet.

“You’re a tall young buck, aren’t you?” he says before disappearing into the back of the store once more.

Theo comes out of his dressing room in a suit that looks like it was tailor-made for him and starts to walk toward Gage and me. When he looks at me, he stops in his tracks.

He bursts out laughing. “Holy shit, man. What happened to your pants?”

Gage chuckles.

Theo pulls his phone out of his pocket. “We gotta document this.”

“Screw you, dude,” I say despite laughing. I move right as he snaps a photo of my lower half.

“Send that to the wedding group chat,” Gage says to Theo.

“Already have.” Theo swipes his finger across the screen of his phone.

I shake my head, annoyed but laugh anyway. These juvenile shenanigans are a welcome distraction from the way I’ve been obsessing about kissing Tori last night.

I think of that dazed look in her eyes as I cupped her cheek and pulled her closer to me. I breathe and the memory of her sweet vanilla scent hits. But it’s that plump, pink mouth of hers that I can’t get out of my head. How I was aching to deepen our kiss, how sweet she tasted. My mouth waters…

My dick starts to swell in these microscopic pants. And then the thought of getting a boner in front of my brother and future brother-in-law instantly deflates me.

Gage shoves my shoulder. “You sure you don’t want to just wear these to my wedding? I won’t even make you get me a gift. Seeing you show up in these would be gift enough.”

“Ha-ha.”

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