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His eyebrows arched up and he gave her a naughty look. “You want my bodyyyy,” he sang softly. “You want to touch my musclessss.”
“I’m ready to go home. I am bored of you and I don’t like you again.”
“Hot and cold, woman. Easy with me. I get boners easily.”
She giggled and snaked her foot out to kick him gently in the shin. “I destroyed Cadence’s dress. I have to buy her a new one.”
“Want to go shopping?”
“You would go dress shopping with me?”
“Yeah. There’s a one percent chance of you wanting me to fuck you from behind in the dressing room.”
“In your mind! I don’t sleep with people in public places.”
Landon made a snoring sound and closed his eyes like he was sleeping.
“Wait, have you slept with people in public settings?” she asked, interested.
He rolled onto his side and rested his cheek on his palm. “Would you think less of me if I have?”
“Yes.”
“Then no, I haven’t.” Lie.
“Are you a man-ho?” she asked.
“Would you think less—”
“Yes!”
“Then no,” he said at the same time she mimicked him in a deep voice saying, “Then no.”
He chuckled and ducked her swat. “Look, in my defense, I wasn’t sitting around waiting for you to come along, Lucia. I was living my life. Can’t make me pay for my past when you weren’t a part of it.”
“Well, I am the opposite of a ho.”
His eyes narrowed. “How many people? And please know that if you answer this, you also have to give me first and last names of the assholes who touched you.”
“Hell nope. You can guess.”
“Ten.”
“Ten what?” she demanded.
“Ten men in your bedroom.” The smile had faded completely from his face.
“Less.”
His eyebrows lifted slightly. “Five.”
Lucia tucked the pillow more securely under her cheek. “Less.”
“Three?” he guessed.
She lifted her fingertips to her cheeks and made a soft squeal. “Less.”
“Oh my fucking fuck, your bedroom number is one?”
