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Angel rolled her eyes. “These assholes? I’m in serious shock from seeing them be sweet to you. They’re normally cavemen who communicate in growls and grunts.”
Ben gripped my waist and smiled as he held my gaze. “You’re the only thing we want, Vi. You and Forrest.”
I swallowed a lump of nerves and emotion. “You barely know me.”
“We know enough. What we don’t know, we’ll learn. We can start with dinner tonight.” He saw me start to protest and pressed his finger over my mouth. “With Forrest.”
Angel shuddered. “I’m so freaked out right now. This is like seeing your parents make-out.”
I pushed Ben’s hand away and turned to Angel. “I’m sorry. I’m being rude. I’m Violet. It’s nice to meet you.”
She grinned. “Angel. I can’t wait to tell the guys all about this. No one’s ever going to believe Ben can speak normally.”
CHAPTER 22
Mason
I looked across the dining room table at Forrest and froze with my fork halfway to my mouth. Setting it back down again, I cleared my throat and glanced at Violet. Had I heard what I thought I heard? “What’d you say, Forrest?”
He looked up at me with his mom’s bright green eyes and deep red hair. “I said that General flashed me his butthole so I flashed him back.”
Violet’s cheeks turned red and she’d quickly turned away from Forrest while she tried to hide her laughter. Her shoulders shook and there was a wheezing sound coming from her as she tried to hold back.
Ben rested his elbows on the table and leaned forward. “Explain a little more, buddy.”
Forrest sighed. “He walked by and showed me his butthole. It’s the size of a—”
“Okay, Forrest!”
He looked at his mom and shrugged. “I’m just telling you guys what happened. He lifted his tail and I saw everything. It was disgusting.”
I pressed my fist to my mouth. “So… You flashed him back?”
“Yep. But some old lady was walking by and she saw me. She started yelling at me so I came inside. I was just getting General back. She’s lucky Captain and I haven’t figured out how to turn his farts into bullets yet.”
Violet looked horrified. “You flashed an old lady?!”
“No! I flashed General. The old lady shouldn’t have been looking.” Forrest pouted. “She wasn’t supposed to look at my private areas. Be mad at her, Mommy.”
I shook my head. “I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to flash your private areas outside.”
“General did it!” Forrest pouted. “If I’m in trouble, General should be in trouble, too.”
“Forrest.” Violet’s lowered voice made Forrest sit up and focus on her. “General is a dog, honey. He’s always naked. You’re a little human. Little humans have to wear clothes. If I find out who you flashed, you’re going to have to apologize. I’m sure the last thing she wanted to see was your bare butt on her evening walk. Not that there’s anything wrong with it. Your butt is adorable, but it’s not meant for strangers on the street. Okay?”
“Mom!” Forrest giggled. “My butt isn’t adorable! I’m not a baby. I’m six!”
Ben sighed dramatically. “How could you call his butt adorable, Vi? That’s the butt of a six-year-old. Gosh.”
She giggled into her hand in the cutest way and then cleared her throat. “So sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking. At what age do you think your butt stopped being adorable? I just want to get my records straight.”
Forrest looked up and rubbed his chin like he was deep in thought. “Five.”
Justin stood up and planted his hands on his hips. “Well, personally, I think my butt is still adorable.”
Forrest toppled out of his chair laughing. “No way! You’re old!”
I gasped. “If he’s old, I’m old and that’s just not true.”
