But I’m not *his* teacher.
Does he even know I’m a teacher?
Erik Varg:
He obviously knows everything.
Maybe he thought you lived at The Stand.
Quinn Cooper:
You’re right. Graham is definitely omniscient.
Erik Varg:
Except for the time he made fun of reading.
Quinn Cooper:
Even a running clock is wrong twice a day.
Erik Varg:
I don’t think that’s the saying.
Quinn Cooper:
It is now.
Erik Varg:
Fair enough. I’ll update my lexicon with your malapropism.
Quinn Cooper:
It’s not a malapropism, you’ve just never heard it before. Not my fault.
Erik Varg:
Quinn. Babe. Sweetheart. Darling. Honey. The correct phrase is…
Even a BROKEN clock is RIGHT twice a day.
Quinn Cooper:
The pet names were incredibly condescending.
Erik Varg:
That was the point. Bow to my superior knowledge of clock phrases.
Quinn Cooper:
You wish.
Erik Varg:
Kneel before your Lord and Master! His intelligence shall reign forever for his brain is so smart.