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“You know, thank goodness I have nice titties and a good ass, so… if Kyle leaks something else, I won’t have a problem there.”
I glared at her.
“Come on… you know you have like the biggest dick in the world, so it’s only going to be fine for you. You’ll probably get Times, Man of the Year again. Except, this time, it’ll be your cock that’s on the cover.”
I laughed, sitting back in my chair.
She took the opportunity to crawl into my lap. “See, life isn’t all that bad. I don’t like seeing you like this, Elias. We’ll figure it out, but yelling at people just trying to help won’t get us anywhere. I have full faith something will happen. Karma has a way of working itself out.”
“I’m not going to rely on nonsense to get anything done.”
“It’s not nonsense.”
“Unless it’s something I can see or touch, it doesn’t exist.”
“What about feelings?”
“Karma isn’t a feeling.”
“That’s exactly what it is.”
“Let’s agree to disagree.”
“Are you where hope goes to die?”
“Beauty, I’m a realist.”
“I’m an optimist. Quite the pair we make.” She kissed me. “Okay… I actually have another idea to take your mind off things.”
“Oh yeah? What’s that?”
“Me on my knees in my pretty yellow dress I wore for you.”
“As much as I would love that, your father is on his way over.”
“Whoa.” She jumped off my lap. “Way to break the mood. What’s he coming for?”
“It’s nothing for you to worry yourself over.”
“Please don’t do this. We’re on the same team, Elias, and I have every right in the world to know what’s happening. Especially when it’s about me.”
She was right.
“We’re joining forces.”
“Okay, Luke Skywalker,” she sassed. “What the hell does that mean?”
“You’re just begging for me to put you over my knee.”
She stepped back and blocked her ass. “That’s rude.”
“So is your sass. You think you could put it away for a while.”
“That’s like asking me not to breathe.”
“Capri—”
“So my dad is coming over because you’re joining forces as in what? He’s involving his team now too?”
