Mike:A win’s a win. At least you aren’t going to end up 0-17.
Tiff:I think the important thing here is we cannot kidnap people, Dax.
Dax:Really? This is from the same people who forced Honey on a cruise with her ex. Arguably, that’s worse than my suggestion.
Jamie:He has a point.
Mike:I'm leaving this group.
Olivia:No, you’re not.
Mike:What am I supposed to say when Zach asks me why my phone is blowing up when I see him tonight?
Reese:Considering Dax and I will be sitting next to you, I doubt it will be that bad.
Mike:I’m still leaving.
Tiff:Mike. Don't you dare.
Mike:Tiff. You are on your honeymoon. In Hawaii. Please enjoy your husband.
Jamie:It’s okay. I’m letting Tiff relax while Ella builds sandcastles with me.
Jamie:[Picture attached]
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Olivia:I gotta admit, I do love this new, domesticated Jamie. You’ve worked wonders with him, Tiff. Honey never stood a chance.
Dax:[Confused Math Lady meme]
Dax:Wait, did Jamie and Honey date?
Madison:Why did we add this guy to the group again?
Dax:This guy?! Don’t you mean Zach’s favorite roommate?
Reese:Because he said he has ideas.
Dax:Before I tell you anymore, can I just clarify the above?
Madison:Fiiiine. Honey and Jamie were engaged. Jamie cheated on her because he thought she was his sister, and Ella is the product of that. Then Jamie and Tiff ended up happily ever after.
Dax:Wow. Zach always mentioned you guys were tight, but this is... something else.
Tiff:Let’s just focus on what’s important. Honey and Zach.
Dax:Right. Here’s another idea. I could hire a fake girlfriend for him. Maybe Bailey Hill.
Madison:Oh my God, I hate how much I love this.
Reese:There’s a backstory here. Bailey Hill dated Honey’s best guy friend in college. Chris. He was at the wedding. One of those blond guys sitting with Honey.
Madison:Are you telling me I had my own six degrees of separation with the Princess of Pop, and no one told me?
Tiff:Chris and Bailey don’t talk anymore, but just so we’re clear, that is NOT happening.
Olivia:Agreed. Honey’s been through enough.
