I had better manner than the invaders.
“You’re welcome.” He was wearing a silly smile but he didn’t try to tell me I was wrong. “Alright. I need details. Which part of the enemy is trying to storm the castle?”
I groaned and collapsed against Daddy. “So many. Lots. Hordes.”
“You don’t know who’s out there, do you?” Daddy tried to sound serious but he was being silly on the inside.
“Nope. Stop, drop, and hide. I didn’t look because that’s like turning around in a scary movie and I’m too smart to die first.” I’d die last and it would be amazing. “I heard their voices, though. It’s lots. They were quiet first… trying to be sneaky.”
Daddy kissed my head and snuggled us lower on the couch so I was almost lying on him. “Then we’ll hide here for now and we’ll start our date earlier than we planned.”
I liked that plan.
“I cleaned my bathroom and picked up my toys, but I didn’t want to do laundry. So I didn’t.” I was just going to buy more clothes. “Don’t worry. I have a plan.”
“If it involves shopping, I’m going to have something to say about that.” Daddy sighed when I giggled. “Okay, I think us doing our cleaning separately might not have been the best plan. How about if after I chase off the invaders we go back to your castle and I’ll help with the laundry?”
Yay.
“I can help clean other stuff here. We’ll trade.” I’d be Daddy’s good helper. “Oh, I can trade kisses for laundry.”
I was so smart.
Sitting up, I wiggled around until I was naughty-sitting on his lap. I even rocked back and forth to look cute and rub my penis against his. “I can give you cute kisses or silly kisses and then you can help with the clothes.”
They were everywhere.
I was accidentally magical because they just kept multiplying.
Daddy sighed and tried to look frowny but his eyes were smiling. “Are you trying to bribe me with kisses on my cock to do your laundry?”
“Yes.” Smart Daddies were the best. Kiss. Kiss. “Cute first and then silly second.”
Ha.
That was funny.
Oh. No.
That sound wasn’t funny.
We’d been found.
Chapter Eleven
Knightly
“Are they honestly trying to open my door and just walk in?” His family had audacity, I’d give them that. “What are they thinking?”
Rhodes collapsed against me, forgetting for the moment he’d been trying to whore out his kisses for laundry. “Invaders don’t think. They just invade.”
I had to agree with him.
“They’re confident invaders, though.” I wasn’t sure any of them could’ve explained why trying to just walk into my house was a terrible idea. “I just wish they had a bit more smarts to go with all that confidence.”
Rhodes’s dramatic sigh said he was thinking the same thing. “I got an uncle who says I got all the smarts in this part of the family. He’s nice and he’s smart too because he lives on the moon.”
The moon?
