Page 38 of Intolerable Bishop

R: Hmm, I may regret this, but do you want to talk about it?

There was a very long pause, and I didn’t know if I should send a gif or something.

NASHOLE: She’s fucking my father. I walked in on them in his office.

I smacked a hand over my mouth and wanted to gag. Jesus, and I thought I had just found out a family bombshell. I couldn’t even imagine. I closed my eyes and shook my head to rid the disgusting image from my mind.

R: OMG! I don’t even know what to say to that.

NASHOLE: Neither did I.

R: So is that why you’re awake?

NASHOLE: It’s only 12:30 here, and I don’t sleep much anyway, remember?

R: Why is that?”

NASHOLE: You’re worse than Lip with the why questions.

I rolled my eyes.

R: I’m genuinely curious.

NASHOLE: You know what curiosity did to the cat, don’t you? I just don’t sleep or not much. Bad things happen when I go to sleep.

That was ominous.

R: Are you scared that Lawrence will do something when you’re asleep?

NASHOLE: How about we change the topic? What do you say about those nudes? We can have a lot more fun than talking about my psychotic father or his new fuck toy.

R: What is it with you and nudes? I’m pretty sure you can look up naked girls on your phone without me sending you pictures. In fact, there are whole websites dedicated to doing just that.

NASHOLE: True, but they aren’t of you.

How did he always manage to make me blush? I mean, they all did, but I could hear him whispering in my ear like he was in the room. It was disturbing. Whatever mind fuckery he wanted to engrain in me, he’d succeeded, but I was never telling him that.

R: You really want the pictures that bad?

NASHOLE: What do you think?

R: Do you want me to take my top off? Maybe run my hands over my chest for you?

NASHOLE: Uh, hell yes.

R: I’m wearing silk panties, a pair you got me.

NASHOLE: Really?

I snickered as I looked down at my boxer shorts with Minions on them.

R: Oh, yes. God, I’m so hot. Maybe I’ll sleep naked tonight.

NASHOLE: I definitely need a photo of you sleeping naked.

R: Okay.

NASHOLE: :0