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PROLOGUE

LILY

I used to believe in the cosmos, yin and yang, right and wrong. That for those who’ve done harm, somehow, somewhere, the universe would settle the scales.

Until my best friend was murdered with no answers, no convictions, and no closure.

That was the day I realized there’s no cosmic balance setting things right. No magical, mystical force ensuring the prick who cut you off will spill his coffee when he gets to work. Turns out, the universe doesn’t care at all.

But I do—for the right price.

Ready for revenge?

Send your inquiry. Make me an offer.

Your punishment request will be taken into consideration, or one will be recommended that’s deemed fit.

Either way, they’ll get what they deserve.

XO,

Karma

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LILY

Karma Request #2455

Crime: I just had a baby, and my husband is cheating on me with his secretary

Evidence: (7) images, (32) screenshots, (8) videos

Preferred Punishment: Burn down her house

Payment Offered: $1000 (If they’re home together, I’ll give you an extra $9000)

How To Find The Target: [Shown after job is accepted]

Hell hath no boundless budget like a woman scorned.

Girl math, I guess.

“Harsh,” I mutter at the laptop resting on my lap while scrolling through today’s requests from the comfort of my living room. Does she really expect me to burn down someone’s house? With people inside?

I’m balancing the scales, and while cheating is loathsome, it’s hardly worthy of arson and execution. Murder is a line I’ve yet to cross—will never cross.

Karma Request #2456

Crime: My boyfriend slept with my best friend

Evidence: (4) images

Preferred Punishment: Egg their cars

Payment Offered: $50 per car

How To Find The Target: [Shown after job is accepted]