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🎯 THE GOSSIP CORNER: THE TARGET HAS BEEN ACQUIRED

If you thought the reality show dynamics were going to stay locked inside the haunted house, you were dead wrong. The first sparks already flew during the confessionals. We all noticed Princess Carolina's brazen t-shirt (Cowboy Pillow, a marketing masterpiece). Well, a few seconds later, the charming (and cocky) twin Cole, showing off his hay-chiseled abs, stated in no uncertain terms: "We're here for the cowboy pillows."

You don't need a math genius to connect the dots. Cupid's arrow (or in this case, a thirsty cowboy's arrow) has been shot straight toward the royal balcony.

Gazette Verdict: We're expecting a fiery season. We can't wait to see how things unfold between these two!

📱 ELM HOLLOW SOCIAL FEED

Trending now: #HauntedSpurs #DustinAndSierraPorn #CowboyPillow #KickSusanOff

💬 THE EMERSON & SUSAN DRAMA:

@MarthaHiggings: Can someone please explain WHY Emerson and Susan are in the cast? The astrophysicist and the sexy nurse? Weren't there supposed to be cowboys?!

Replies:

@Maria: @MarthaHiggings Looks like production "ran out of volunteers" and scraped the bottom of the barrel. Or Aunt Tina lost a bingo bet.

@JoyceOfficial: I feel so bad for that poor guy. He looks like he won't survive the ghost or the blonde in the shredded costume.

@MayorNinoOfficial: Trust the casting process. Haven't we always delighted you with our reality shows?

💬 THE COLE & CAROLINA FEVER:

@ElmHollowGossipGirl: Cole indirectly responding to Carolina's t-shirt is the most fucking alpha thing I've ever seen. 🥵🔥 #InstantShip

@Indya_Red: @ElmHollowGossipGirl I can confirm there was screaming in our living room. And someone (not naming names, but she has a crown in her drawer) suddenly got very, very hot. 👀👑

@Princess_Carol: @Indya_Red INDYA! I'm going to strangle you!

@Cole_Ranch: @Princess_Carol If you're hot, Princess, I know how to cool you down. See you in the house. 😉🧊

💬 THE VIRAL COMMENT ON THE "MYSTERY":

@Lidia_Writer: Excuse me, but putting everyone's raging hormones aside... Can we talk about Selene Dusk and Ron Willers? He looks like a guy who knows exactly how to make you confess all your sins. And she looked literally trapped in his web.

@Jessica_Agent: @Lidia_Writer SSSSH. (But yes, that video just spiked her book pre-orders by 400%). 📈✨

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The Urge to Puke (and the Terror of Actually Doing It)

Selene

Jessica: Good luckkkk, rooting for you xx

Me: Obviously.

Jessica: [photo]

Me: Was that really necessary?

Jessica: A "Team Willers-Dusk" pin? Absolutely yes! Wait until you see my bet on how long it'll take you guys to sleep together...

Me: Are you kidding me?!

Jessica: Absolutely not! The Elm Hollow website has a Haunted Spurs Fantasy League!