Page 36 of Frat Ghost Wingman

“Did you find someone special and they have the same parts as you?”

“I’m not in a crisis or anything, but yeah.”

“Look, Mateo – yes, I full-named you – I’m gonna be blunt. Zach’s the one you need to talk to. He’s your best friend, and if you’re starting to develop more than friendship feelings for him, I think you should tell him. It’s not like he’s some rando. You’ve known him your whole life.”

“Fuck, you’re right. How’d you know it was him?”

“Dude. Seriously? You already admitted you ran here straight from his bed, and then dropped the same-sex fun time question. It was easy to put it together.”

“I should text him.”

“Yes, you should. He has no one there to take care of his hungover ass, and you left him. Not a great start, my friend.”

Teo: Sorry I left so quickly, the team bus was leaving.

Teo: I’d much rather have stayed and taken care of you. Bought you pancakes.

Zach: I barely remember anything.

Zach: Were you here last night?

“Jesus, Evan, he doesn’t even remember I was there.”

“Must’ve not been that memorable to him. Poor Teo. Is it that teeny of a weenie?”

“Shut up. You’ve seen it in the locker room.”

“Have I?”

I ignored him and continued to text.

Teo: I was. Slept over and everything. I brought you the booze you enjoyed so much of.

Teo: Do you have a ride back?

Zach: Yeah, Aiden’s here helping me clean up.

Teo: Fuck. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize it was that much of a mess.

Zach: Did you wear my bathrobe?

Zach: Nevermind. Maybe the drive back will jog my memory.

Zach: I’m so thankful I did my work on the drive here. Imma sleep forever.

Zach: See you back at KΩK.

“He doesn’t remember anything.”

“Do you remember?” Evan asked.

I nodded.

“Are you gonna tell him?”

“I…I don't know.”

It had been three days and I hadn’t told Zach anything. He was so normal. Upbeat, polite, and not flirty at all. Not at all what someone who jacked off in front of me three nights ago would behave like. He didn’t even give me a second glance when I stood in nothing but a thong before heading to the game today.