Page 40 of Frat Ghost Wingman

“Barf!”

“Boring!”

“Which of us is hotter?”

I laughed. “You guys are identical!”

“Are we?”

That got me to open my eyes. “Aren’t you? I can’t tell you apart in the dark.”

“I’m a better kisser,” one of them said.

“Well, I don’t think I’ll be finding that out tonight.”

“Jayden’s being a dick. Honestly, if we’re shirtless, I have a scar on my chest from when I fell out of a tree we weren’t supposed to be climbing when we were seven,” Aiden explained.

“He picks himself up and has a branch sticking out of his chest,” Jayden added, miming a branch with his finger.

“Yeah, and my little brother decided to yank it out!”

“We’re the same size, bro.”

“I’m four minutes older.”

“Whoa!”

I looked over at Jayden and his eyes were wide, staring back at me. “What is it?”

“I know you were joking with the porn comment, but if you wanted to touch my dick, you could’ve asked.”

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Nice try, Zach, but someone just touched my dick and it didn’t feel like my brother’s hand.”

Jesus Christ! I couldn’t help the mental image that conjured, but still…

“Jake, knock it off.”

“Jake?”

“Who the fuck is Jake?” Aiden mirrored his brother.

“The ghost that lives here,” I said, knowing a half-smile had crept onto my face.

“Get the fuck out!”

“That’s the lamest excuse for a pass ever.”

“Why would I make a pass? You know I like Teo.”

They seemed to consider my reasoning for a second, before Jayden said, “Doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun.”

I pulled my hands out of the water to show them, and I knew the second Jake did it again. Jayden launched himself out of the water with a noise that sounded like someone kneed him in the balls. It seemed like half the water followed him out.

Looking over at Aiden, he seemed confused, but his face was pale.

Then I saw the reason why.