“Danny started it!” I said like an adult.
“You two should just fuck and get it over with,” Will added.
“No one is fucking anyone in here!” Coach popped his head out of his office. “Hayden! Shut the hot water off, they should all be clean by now.”
The team rushed to rinse off whatever soap was left. Half of them teased Hayden to disobey his father’s command and the other half shut off the water and ran to the lockers. Danny and I were in the latter group.
In the rush to get out, the team knocked over the pile of towels Hayden had left for us. As the other guys swarmed around us, Danny and I gathered what we could off the floor just as Hayden reappeared.
“You didn’t really shut the hot water off, did you?” Danny asked.
“No,” Hayden whispered, “but don’t tell my dad.”
I stood up and Hayden’s eyes widened.
“Here ya go, cowboy.” Danny slammed a towel into my stomach. “You’ll poke his eye out with that thing.”
“I-I…” I didn’t know what to say. While picking up the towels, I sprouted a boner and Hayden had seen it. Fuck.
“Can’t take you anywhere,” Danny mumbled as he pulled me away from a still speechless Hayden.
Back at the lockers, Danny asked, “What the fuck was that? Towels get you excited now?”
“I don’t know. It must’ve been the friction when I knelt down to pick them up.”
“Dude, you need to open Grindr and work your magic on that guy if towels are starting to float your boat.”
Danny was half-dressed and I was sitting on the bench, still in shock at exposing myself like that in front of Hayden. He must’ve noticed I was frozen.
“Hey, don’t feel that bad. Hayden’s seen us all naked before and I’ve popped a stiffy or two in odd places.”
“Oh yeah? Where?”
“Um…”
“You’re such a liar.” Finally, muscle memory returned and I went through the routine of drying off and dressing.
“The school bus!”
“The school bus?”
“Yeah, it used to bounce around on the dirt roads. Instant tumescence.”
“I see that your Word of the Day calendar is paying off, but you were like thirteen. Ravioli probably made your dick hard.”
“Whatever! The point is friction is friction. So you waved your fully engorged wank wand in front of another guy. It’s not like you jizzed all over him or anything.”
“He looked stunned.”
“It is almost eight inches. Stunned is an appropriate response, is it not?”
Flattery wasn’t going to make me feel better. “Should I apologize?” I pulled my briefs up and tossed the towel aside.
“Mike, you should just drop it. It’s over. Bringing it up again would only make him uncomfortable.”
“You think he was uncomfortable?”
“Probably? I mean, it isn’t every day a guy gets a hard dick in the face, is it?” Danny laughed. “You’d like that, but I don’t know about Hayden.”