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Upon review of your salary requirements, I note an unusual emphasis on "unlimited coffee" and "Ford buys lunch." I assume our colleague is to blame for these specific demands?

Your resignation is accepted with regret (professional) and enthusiasm (personal).

Regards,

Gabriel

From: [email protected]

To: Spitfire, Hayden, Gabriel

Subject: Re: Official Notice of Resignation

Maeve,

Your resignation as Executive Assistant is accepted effective immediately. Your application for the girlfriend position has been unanimously approved by all relevant parties.

Now stop sending emails and get home so we can properly celebrate your career transition.

Best Regards,

Ford Kingsley

CEO, Meridian Ventures

Your new boss (in entirely different ways)

From: [email protected]

To: My Favorite Former Bosses

Subject: Re: Official Notice of Resignation

Ford - I love how you're still trying to boss me around even though I technically don't work for you anymore.

-M

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected], Ford, Gabriel

Subject: Re: Official Notice of Resignation

As if you don't love it when we boss you around.

~H

From: [email protected]

To: My Favorite Former Bosses

Subject: Re: Official Notice of Resignation

Hayden - okay, fair point. I do enjoy it.

-M

From: [email protected]