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Heaven shook her head, not believing what she’d heard. “Wait. Wait. Wait. So let me get this right. Your mom’s name is Dickalina. And you have an aunt named Booty?”
Clitina nodded. “Yeah. Well, it’s Big Booty in the streets. But her real name is Cassandra. Sometimes I call her Auntie Cass. Depends on how I feel. But I ain’t callin’ that bitch shit now. Not after what them bitches did to me out in visits. Fuck both them crazy bitches. All that ho like to do is chase young dingaling ‘n’ get fucked in the ass. Fuckin’ trick.”
Heaven blinked. She’d heard enough. Yet, she wanted to know more.
“I see. So before you got locked up, what did you like to do for fun?”
She shrugged. “Nothing really. Smoke. Drink. Chill wit’ my girl, Day’Asia ‘n’ my sister, Candy. Boostin’. We sometimes would go into Macy’s ‘n’ Walmart ‘n’ light they asses up.” She laughed. “We’d come out with mad shit. But, anyway. Most times me ‘n’ Candy ‘n’ Day’Asia would get us a pound of weed, a few boxes of condoms ‘n’ a room ‘n’ turn up all weekend.”
Heaven kept from frowning. What the hell? “Why’d y’all need so many condoms?”
Clitina tilted her head, and gave her a blank look. “Uh, damn, Miss Heaven. Why you think? Ain’t nobody got time for fuckin’ raw. Bad enough Day’Asia stayed havin’ nasty infections. That’s my girl ‘n’ all, but sometimes her pussy be stinkin’.” She laughed. “That’s my ride-or-die ho, though. But she one fishy bitch.” She laughed again. “Oh, she so nasty sometimes. This one time we had a room with some niggas from Irvington ‘n’ me ‘n’ her were drinkin’ Henny ‘n’ walkin’ around in our bra ‘n’ panties. We got liquored up, then started bendin’ over grabbin’ our ankles ‘n’ shit, shakin’ our ass. And Day’Asia nasty-ass ain’t even know she had a shit stain in her drawers.”
Heaven’s jaw dropped open. This was really just too damn much to take in.
So this girl was a cum-swallowing thief, a brawler, and a certified ho who hung out with nasty bitches, Heaven thought.
“And what about your father?”
“Psst. Please. Fuck him. I don’t even know who he is; Dickalina was fuckin’ some old-ass man ‘n’ his two sons all at the same time. Then got knocked up with Candy, then me. So me ‘n’ Candy is sisters ‘n’ cousins, too.”
THIRTY-TWO
That’s When I Knew . . .
“Ohmygod! Are you serious right now?” Heaven asked. She was stunned by what she’d just heard.
Clitina nodded her head. “Mmhmm. Serious as a hard dingaling.”
Heaven shook her head. “Wow. So how many years do you have to do for stabbing your stepfather?” she asked, quickly shifting from any further talk of incest, or Clitina’s fucked-up family tree.
Clitina frowned, jerking her neck. “That big-dicked niggah ain’t none of my stepfahver,” she said indignantly. “That’s my moms’ bum-ass boyfriend. Ohmygod, Miss Heaven. He is such a fuckin’ clown-ass. He don’t even have his damn L’s. And my moms’ dumb-
ass be thinkin’ it’s cute when he takes her out on his bike.”
“Oh, he rides motorcycles? That’s cute.”
Clitina frowned. “Oh no it ain’t cute. He ain’t ridin’ no motorcycles. Psst. Please. He be ridin’ her on them old-ass ten-speed bikes with them ugly-ass straw baskets in the front ‘n’ the back.”
Heaven blinked.
“Unh-huh. What kinda niggahs you know ridin’ they bitches on handlebars?”
None. Heaven shook her head.
“Exactly. Nobody. Anyway, I gotta do four years. They acted like I sliced his nasty shithole open. But, anyway, I might get out on parole in like three. And I can’t wait. I’ma turn the hell up. My sister done already got me a big bottle of Hen-dog on deck. I tol’ her to put it up in my room until I get out.”
“Hopefully, it’ll all work out for you,” Heaven said. “But you’re going to need to make sure you don’t get caught up in any major infractions and end up going to lockup while you’re here.”
She shrugged. “Maybe.”
Heaven stared at the young girl, wondering why she ended up at Croydon Hill, anyway, when there was a prison for girls her age about two hours away, farther south from where they were. She didn’t have to wonder for long. She shared with Heaven the numerous assault and weapons charges she’d racked up since she was fifteen, along with things she’d done and hadn’t gotten caught doing.
“And this one time,” she stated excitedly. “Me ‘n’ Day’Asia busted up in my ex-boo’s house ‘n’ caught him fuckin’ some other bitch. We beat her ass real good with crowbars. Beat her face wide open.”
Heaven blinked, her mouth dropping open. “Ohmygod! Were the two of you arrested?”
“Well, yeah. That rat-ass bitch snitched on us. She knew who I was ‘n’ how I get down ‘n’ the ho still tried it. Even after I told that bitch on Twitter ‘n’ up on the Book that I was gonna come for her if I ever caught her ass. I Snapchatted that ho ‘n’ tol’ her ass what it was gonna be, so she shoulda been glad I came at her ladylike. I coulda just ran up on her ass. But, no. I kept it classy, like a hood bitch does it.”
