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Eva: Why? Alex didn’t appreciate his
duffel bag being laced with itch powder? LOL
Mike: Oh, he appreciated it so much,
Rob is going to scratch his hair off until
he’s bald all over.
Eva: WTF?
Mike: I don’t know how, but he KNEW.
He switched bags with Rob. The trainers aren’t
sure if he can play tomorrow. His skin is actually bleeding.
They think he had an allergic reaction to it.
Eva: OMG
*adds Rob to group text*
Eva: Baby?? Are you okay???
Rob: Yeah? Why?
Eva: You’re dead to me, Michael.
I can’t believe you chose the Dark Side.
What did he offer you?
Mike: Laundry and homework for a month.
Eva: I’ll double it. Join the Force.
We’re the strong side, right Rob?
Rob: Hell, no. I’m a Vulcan. This prank war is illogical.
Does not compute.
Mike: WTF are you two talking about??
Eva: Never mind. Join me, and together,
we can overthrow the evil forces of…ALEX!!!
Rob: I’m out. Plausible deniability.
*leaves group text*
Eva: What’s it gonna be, Mitchell?
Mike: Probably a nuclear meltdown.
Eva: Probably.
