But won’t it be fun to watch the world burn?
Mike: You scare me.
Eva: More than Alex?
Mike: No. Alex is the supreme overlord of everything.
Eva: It’s been you this entire time, hasn’t it, Fossoway?
Mike: You’ll never beat me, E. Give up now.
Eva: NEVER!
Also, give Mike his phone back.
His mom’s been trying to call.
Mike: I know. Jesus, she’s annoying.
It’s like every five seconds!
Eva: This would be an excellent opportunity for a prank.
Mike: I love you.
Eva: I know.
Episode 19
Eva: Some chick has been following me around
all weekend, begging for your number.
What do you want me to do?
She won’t take no for an answer.
Alex: Ignore her. She’ll go away eventually.
Eva: I tried that! It’s not working!
Alex: It’s tough being friends with the
hottest guy on campus, isn’t it? ;)
Eva: It’s not that hard to be friends with Mike.
Alex: Low blow, babe.
Eva: Don’t make it so easy next time.
Seriously, tho.
She camped outside my dorm room overnight.
I tripped over her when I went to pee this morning!
This is not cool, Alex!