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Her hands fall away from her eyes and she stares up at me confused. “Okay? Okay, as in you’ll forget I said anything, or okay as in you want to try it?”
“Okay as in I’m down to try.” Her eyes go wide and her lips form the most perfect ‘O.’ I chuckle before I say, “What? I’m not a prude or anything, it just hasn’t been on my radar. If it’s important to you, we can try.”
She lets out a sigh of relief. “Really? I did a ton of research and from what I’ve read, it really does feel good for both people.”
My hands still on her hips, I pull her in closer and stare down into her twinkling eyes. “Send me everything you’ve got.”
“Wow, alright.” She puts her hands on my chest. “Thank you for being so open to it. But you have to promise me that no matter what happens, you won’t look at me differently though.”
“You’re blowing my mind here, babe. Every time you surprise me with something new, I fall a little more in love with you… I didn’t even know that was possible. So, I am looking at you differently, but not in a bad way.” I reach behind and squeeze her ass and she giggles.
She smiles softly and squeezes my bicep. “Now, what’syourfantasy?”
Right away, I reply, “If you’re expecting me to shock you like you just shocked me, you’re out of luck. I don’t have any unexpressed sexual fantasies.”
“Nothing? You don’t want me to put honeybuns on the sides of my head and wear only a bikini top and loincloth? Or have sex in the truck?”
I let out a throaty laugh at the image of both as she squirms in my arms playfully.
“Not really,” I admit truthfully. “I’ve never been one for fantasies. You being you is sexy enough for me… And the thought of my giant ass body trying to get any traction in a cramped truck does not sound arousing. At all.”
She laughs, “Well, if you ever do have a fantasy, I’d like to hear it.”
“Deal.” I kiss her on the lips again before we break apart and turn off the water.
I guess I need to figure out how to take my naughty wife from behind.
The next day, I’m back to the grind again. Last night after Ellie’s fantasy revelation, I texted Joe and told him I needed advice. We made plans for lunch today so we could talk.
Contrary to how the media portrays men, we don’t all stand around the locker room scratching our junk and talk about banging our women. This is awkward, but I trust Joe.
When my lunch hour rolls around, I head to our favorite Mexican restaurant and snag us a table. Ten minutes later, Joe slides into the booth with a bounce.
“Wassup, dude?” He snags a chip and pops it in his mouth with a loud crunch.
I laugh, grateful this fucker is my best friend. “I need advice and you’re the only asshole I trust with this particular topic.”
Through another crunched chip he says, “Oh yeah. What do you need to know, my good man?”
Swallowing around the boulder in my throat, I look around to make sure no one is near before I push out, “Well… Ellie asked…. She told me last night that she wants— ”
“Hola. What can I get you guys today?” A waitress steps to our table and interrupts our conversation.
I let out a ragged breath while Joe orders his carne asada tacos and I order my burrito before she walks back to the kitchen.
Joe chuckles and he says, “You were saying…Ellie asked you…”
I scan the room again and thankfully no one is in earshot. Still, I lower my voice to say, “Ellie told me last night she wants to try butt stuff and I have no fucking clue how.”
Immediately, he laughs a loud and annoying laugh at my expense. I want to punch him in the face. “You mean anal?”
I whisper shout through clenched teeth, “Yes, anal. If you’re going to be a dick, forget it.” I forcefully grab a chip and chomp on it.
Throwing his arms up, he says, “No, no, man. I want to help. I’m just enjoying how uncomfortable this is making you. No need though, bro. No shame in the ass game.”
I stare at him deadpan.
After sitting up a little straighter, he clears his throat and wipes the obnoxious smile off his face. In his serious Sargent voice, he says, “What do you want to know?”
