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Henry’s response comes a minute later.
That was actually the crux of the meeting—I’ve tried to refuse my share of the crown’s money. Dad left us each more than enough, and I’d rather cover my expenses with that than the spoils of, you know, centuries of genocide. Philip thinks I’m being ridiculous.
Alex scans the message twice to make sure he’s read it correctly.
i am low-key impressed.
He stares at the screen, at his own message, for a few seconds too long, suddenly afraid it was a stupid thing to say. He shakes his head, puts the phone down. Locks it. Changes his mind, picks it up again. Unlocks it. Sees the little typing bubble on Henry’s side of the conversation. Puts the phone down. Looks away. Looks back.
One does not foster a lifelong love of Star Wars without knowing an “empire” isn’t a good thing.
He would really appreciate it if Henry would stop proving him wrong.
HRH Prince Dickhead
Oct 30, 2019, 1:07 PM
i hate that tie
HRH Prince Dickhead
What tie?
the one in that instagram you just posted
HRH Prince Dickhead
What’s wrong with it? It’s only grey.
exactly. try patterns sometime, and stop frowning at your phone like i know you’re doing rn
HRH Prince Dickhead
Patterns are considered a “statement.” Royals aren’t supposed to make statements with what we wear.
do it for the gram
HRH Prince Dickhead
You are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life.
thanks!
Nov 17, 2019, 11:04 AM
HRH Prince Dickhead
I’ve just received a 5-kilo parcel of Ellen Claremont campaign buttons with your face on them. Is this your idea of a prank?
just trying to brighten up that wardrobe, sunshine
HRH Prince Dickhead
I hope this gross miscarriage of campaign funds is worth it to you. My security thought it was a bomb. Shaan almost called in the sniffer dogs.
oh, definitely worth it. even more worth it now. tell shaan i say hi and i miss that sweet sweet ass xoxoxo
HRH Prince Dickhead
