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To her left, her campaign laptop is open to an indecipherable page of data and bar graphs. To her right, her personal computer is running three news aggregators at the same time. In front of her, the TV is broadcasting CNN’s Republican primary coverage, while the tablet in her lap is playing an old episode ofDrag Race.She’s holding her iPhone in her hand, and Alex hears the little whoosh of an email sending before she looks up at him.
“Barbacoa?” she says hopefully as Alex drops onto the couch.
“I’ve met you before today, so, obviously.”
“There’s my future husband.” She leans over to pull a burrito out of the bag, rips off the foil, and shoves it into her mouth.
“I’m not going to have a marriage of convenience with you if you’re always embarrassing me with the way you eat burritos,” Alex says, watching her chew. A black bean falls out of her mouth and lands on one of her keyboards.
“Aren’t you from Texas?” she says through her mouthful. “I’ve seen you shotgun a bottle of barbecue sauce. Watch yourself or I’m gonna marry June instead.”
This might be his opening into “the conversation.”Hey, youknow how you’re always joking about dating June? Well, like, what if I dated a guy?Not that he wants to date Henry. At all. Ever. But just, like, hypothetically.
Nora goes off on a data nerd tangent for the next twenty minutes about her updated take on whatever the fuck the Boyer–Moore majority vote algorithm is and variables and how it can be used in whatever work she’s doing for the campaign, or something. Honestly, Alex’s concentration is drifting in and out. He’s just working on summoning up courage until she talks herself into submission.
“Hey, so, uh,” Alex attempts as she takes a burrito break. “Remember when we dated?”
Nora swallows a massive bite and grins. “Why yes, I do, Alejandro.”
Alex forces a laugh. “So, knowing me as well as you do—”
“In the biblical sense.”
“Numbers on me being into dudes?”
That pulls Nora up short, before she cocks her head to the side and says, “Seventy-eight percent probability of latent bisexual tendencies. One hundred percent probability this is not a hypothetical question.”
“Yeah. So.” He coughs. “Weird thing happened. You know how Henry came to New Year’s? He kinda… kissed me?”
“Oh, no shit?” Nora says, nodding appreciatively. “Nice.”
Alex stares at her. “You’re not surprised?”
“I mean.” She shrugs. “He’s gay, and you’re hot, so.”
He sits up so quickly he almost drops his burrito on the floor. “Wait, wait—what makes you think he’s gay? Did he tell you he was?”
“No, I just… like, you know.” She gesticulates as if to describe her usual thought process. It’s as incomprehensible asher brain. “I observe patterns and data, and they form logical conclusions, and he’s just gay. He’s always been gay.”
“I… what?”
“Dude. Have you met him? Isn’t he supposed to be your best friend or whatever? He’s gay. Like, Fire-Island-on-the-Fourth-of-July gay. Did you really not know?”
Alex lifts his hands helplessly. “No?”
“Alex, I thought you were supposed to be smart.”
“Me too! How can he—how can he spring a kiss on me without even telling me he’s gay first?”
“I mean, like,” she attempts, “is it possible he assumed you knew?”
“But he goes on dates with girls all the time.”
“Yeah, because princes aren’t allowed to be gay,” Nora says as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “Why do you think they’re always photographed?”
Alex lets that sink in for half a second and remembers this is supposed to be abouthisgay panic, not Henry’s. “Okay, so. Wait. Jesus. Can we go back to the part where he kissed me?”
“Ooh, yes,” Nora says. She licks a glob of guacamole off the screen of her phone. “Happily. Was he a good kisser? Was there tongue? Did you like it?”
