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A 3/4/20 2:27 AM
to Henry
Huge Raging Headache Prince Henry of Who Cares,
It is amazing you can sit down to write emails with that gigantic royal stick up your ass. I seem to remember you really enjoying being “accosted.”
Everyone there is going to be boring anyway. What are you doing?
Alex
First Son of Hating Fund-raisers
Re: Paris?
Henry 3/4/20 2:32 AM
to A
Alex, First Son of Shirking Responsibilities:
A royal stick is formally known as a “scepter.”
I’ve been sent to a summit in Germany to act as if I know anything about wind power. Primarily, I’ll be getting lectured by old men in lederhosen and posing for photos with windmills. The monarchy has decided we care about sustainable energy, apparently—or at least that we want to appear to. An utter romp.
Re: fund-raiser guests, I thought you saidIwas boring?
Regards,
Harangued Royal Highness
Re: Paris?
A 3/4/20 2:34 AM
to Henry
Horrible Revolting Heir,
It’s recently come to my attention you’re not quite as boring as I thought. Sometimes. Namely when you’re doing the thing with your tongue.
Alex
First Son of Questionable Late Night Emails
Re: Paris?
Henry 3/4/20 2:37 AM
to A
Alex, First Son of Inappropriately Timed Emails When I’m in Early Morning Meetings:
Are you trying to get fresh with me?
Regards,
Handsome Royal Heretic
