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“They’ll understand,” I responded as I dragged Christopher up against me once we were inside. “They’re rabbits, after all.”
I kissed him again but kept it chaste.
“Maybe we should make sure they all get along,” Christopher said worriedly as he looked in the direction of the backyard.
“Trust me, they’re probably explaining to the new girl that you’re the easy one.”
“Says the man who built them a three-story condo that’s bigger than the storage shed.”
“You realize you’re going to need to come up with another female bunny name, right?” I reminded him.
“I’ve already got Rory and Violet on it. We should have something by bedtime.”
I nodded and glanced out the back door just to make sure the new rabbit truly was being welcomed into the fold. It took me a moment to find her. The black spots were the only thing that distinguished her from Snowball, and they weren’t huge spots. When I finally found her, I shook my head.
“Baby, you did make sure this one is a female, right? Or at least a neutered male?” I asked as I watched the new rabbit finish humping Snowball only to start on Hazel next. Christopher’s silence spoke volumes.
“Christopher?” I repeated as I pulled my eyes from the debauchery happening in the backyard to my soon-to-be husband.
“Um, what?” Christopher hedged as he began sidling away from me. I opened my mouth to tell him to stay put because I would likely need his help ending the bunny orgy, but then he flashed me another shot of his underwear… this time from behind.
“You’re finding all the babies homes,” I declared right before I slammed the door to the backyard shut and hightailed it after my man. I followed his laughter all the way up the stairs.
Damn, it was good to have him home.
The End
