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Renegade: Okay, I was single for a lot of years. I can make a green bean casserole. I got this.
Tank: You got this until you ask Whit to help you.
Renegade: Fuck you man, what are YOU bringing?
Tank: Doesn't Chickfila sell gallons of sweet and unsweet tea? Put me down for that.
Ace: Shit, okay. So I can do Velveeta Mac & Cheese. It's that liquid gold shit, right?
Havoc: LMAO! This is gonna be a disaster, but I'll pick up some gravy and biscuits from KFC.
Menace: This is the way we come together guys! Son?
Cruise: (typing a reply...)
Menace: You've been typing that damn reply for five minutes.
Cruise: Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to win either way? Don't we tell Domestic's not to put their kids in the middle?
Ace: LMAO! He's right. We do tell people not to put their children in the middle.
Menace: What are you bringing Caleb Matthew?
Cruise: Ugh! Fuck it. I'll bring cake and ice cream and that's all your getting.
Havoc: You do realize this is the most pitiful Thanksgiving dinner we will ever have?
Menace: We are proving a point, and sometimes that's all that matters.
Tank: Well when my wife gets pissed that there isn't sweet potato casserole because you've pissed off your wife. I'm gonna let her know that you've done this. That way I'm not the one sleeping on the couch.
Havoc: Also, you won't be allowed to bunk at my place if Rina kicks you out. Her and Leigh are tight.
Cruise: Same. I'm already gonna have to go to therapy for being put in the middle of my parents arguing. I mean they don't even care how this affects my self-esteem and my ability to function in my own marriage. Thanks a lot, dad.
Menace: Thanks for all your support!??
Renegade: You're welcome! Always happy to help!
Havoc: You do know he was being sarcastic, right?
Renegade: He was??
Tank: Fuck this is gonna be a shit show.,,,
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FROM THE TEXTSOF THE MTF LADIES
Rina: Well now I know why Mason didn't wanna ride together. THIS is supposed to be Thanksgiving dinner?
Blaze: WTF is this shit???I wondered why in the world Trevor stopped at Chicfila on his way home last night and got two gallons of tea.
Leigh: Better yet...what the hell are we eating on? I asked Mason where the plates were and he said they have heavy duty napkins.????
Ruby: Y'all I'm dying! That ice cream has been in our freezer for like five months. It's probably so damn freezer burnt we can't even scoop it out...??
Whitney: Well I tried the turkey and it was really good, as was the green bean casserole.
