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Peace:If my phone quacks like a duck when I’m arresting someone, I’m telling Soleil you wet the bed until you were ten.
Brody:I didn’t wet the bed until I was ten.
Elder:It doesn’t matter anyway. The only person Peace has arrested lately is Brody.
Brody:He didn’t arrest me.
Peace:I did, too. Or do I need to show you your criminal record?
Brody:Please do. I’d love to see it.
Peace:Tell me you didn’t hack into the Winter Falls police records.
Brody:I didn’t hack into the Winter Falls police records.
Peace:Not okay, Brody. Hacking into police records is against several federal laws.
Brody:Which is why I didn’t hack into the police records.
Miller:Why are we having this insane conversation? Brody does what Brody does.
Brody:Thanks, bro.
Miller:It wasn’t a compliment.
Brody:You say potato, I say tomato. Potato. Tomato. Potato. Tomato.
Riley:Can we return to how Brody has a sugar mama now?
Damon:Who is this Soleil? Do we approve of her?
Elder:We approve of her. The jury’s still out on him.
Brody:Ha! Ha! You’re so funny.
Elder:I am funny. Speaking of golfing…
Brody:We weren’t speaking of golfing.
Elder:Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one! Get it? Hole in one.
Damon:If you have to explain the joke, it’s not funny.
Miller:Agree.
Brody:This has been fun but I need to get back to work.
Elder:Work? Piling sketches of medieval weapons on the dining room table isn’t work.
Brody:I work. I even have an office in the community center now.
Peace:An office in the community center? The community center is supposed to be for community activities.
Brody:Which can’t happen without funding. Which is why they were happy to rent me space.
Elder:Where did you find the money?
Brody:I have money.
